Whilst walking home this evening from Asda, I found a £20 note lying on the pavement. There was no one around and nothing to indicate to whom it belonged. I picked it up and put it in my pocket...
Not too much going on here tonight, so I'm going to love you and leave you. Going into M&S to get some xmas shopping. Being October now they tell me they will honour every purchase if returned up...
Bought a wardrobe today at Ikea, got to the car and it wouldn't fit (husband usually goes on his own and hadn't factored in that there would be actual people in the car) so had to take it straight...
for as little money as possible by Saturday!!! i think i am going to make it up using bits i find around town tomorrow, :-/ big leopard skin fur coat, dollar necklace, leopard skin cane, hopefully a...
We are so different its unbelievable,she seems to crave attention all the time,i dont. I'm always being accused of not wanting to listen to her, not true, but when she spouts off about off about this...
so it's my partners birthday in a few days and im totally stuck on ideas on what i can get him from our 6month old son. he has had fathers day this year so already has a 'daddy' photo frame and teddy...
I posted this in bobjugs' bra thread but I thought it deserves wide coverage for sheer inventiveness ....
http://www.metro.co.u...rwear-with-a-gas-mask...
According to a recent survey, the mid-life crisis is now striking a little earlier than is traditionally expected:
"21% of men and women aged 35 to 44 said they felt lonely a lot of the time, and a similar percentage said that bad relationships, either at work or home, had left them feeling depressed."
Why? Well:
"Working long hours,
Theres been a few posts on AB tonight regarding drug dealers. But why arnt pub landlords or tobacconists treated with equal contempt? Ive lost several friends through drink and smoking in the past but...
Paddy's in bed with his wife, when her mobile phone starts to ring. Its 3 am and Paddy gropes around, finds the phone and answers the call. "Why don't you p!ss off" he angrily replies to the...
While I always wash my hands before leaving the gents, many men don't and I have to touch a contaminated handle to exit. I don't fancy being seen coming out wearing rubber gloves. Any suggestions?...
that really p!ss you off but they were given to you by friends or relatives and you don't dare chuck them out in case they notice? I have a few. I am fed-up of dusting them and they hurt my eyes every...
My G/daughter asked me "whats it like being old Nanny?" I said there are some advantages darlin' - - - Kidnappers are not very interested in you - - In a hostage situation you are likely to...
remember your very first love? How old were you and have you seen them lately? Mine was when I was 14 years old, a boy in my class at school, my father dis approved of me even talking to a boy. I had...