Ttfn & Moony were on their wedding night in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, Moony, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to Ttfn and said: "Here, put these on." She put them on...
Not sure how this works but it does. Try this maths puzzle to predict your favourite film, mine was Star Wars. Pick a number between 1-9 Multiply by 3 Add 3 to that number Multiply by 3 again Add the...
I spent all day yesterday washing and polishing my car and even mucked out inside and today it rains. I wouldn't mind but I have to nip down the postie in a minute. Well thanks a lot.
Rant over!...
Old Moony gets on a bus, there are no seats so I lean on my walking stick, suddenly the bus brakes sharply and I slip. A young boy sat watching me say's "Mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your...
At the start of our mini activity break, and the first day is bog snorkeling. Tomorrow we have Alpaca shearing in the morning, followed by our favourite... All in mud wrestling..last person standing...
Up and at em, Spring is in the air, Birds are nesting, The sun is on the way up, I'm in the mood for love....... What's to be miserable about? It's a great life and ...............Bugger my bottle is...
Hi guy's, I have been on a course all this week and during one of the countless tea breaks I got talking to the instructor doing the course, it turns out his girlfriend is the girl in this video, she...
I don't know if this is common knowledge, I am attending a mandatory VOSA driving course this week and this was mentioned. If you get a speeding ticket or something else where you will get a fine and...
My wife sat down opposite me, I said to her "Have you got any knickers on?"
"Yes" she said with a cheeky grin"
So I said "Thank god for that I thought the stuffing was coming out of the settee"...
It is now snowing like crazy here on the Plain with the biggest snow flakes I have seen in a long time, everything is now plastered in the stuff.
Anyone else getting it?...
