... someone here.
Vindicated at last ♥
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238519/Facebook-bans-picture-woman-reclining-bathtub--shows-elbow.html...
I have been a bit poorly lately and sleep has been hard to come by. During last night's wondering brainstorm (that's what I call it) it occurred to me that words with 2 u's, in the main, tend to bring...
Two old age pensioners are having a 69. After 5 minutes he says "Sorry luv the smell’s too bad down there – I can’t carry on." "That’ll be my athritis" she...
high st. shops/online retailers that cater for huge blokes? my 19yr old son is 6'5'' and built with it (he does look like the proverbial outhouse) and is finding it difficult to get clothes. he has a...
I have decided to boycott Amazon and Starbucks because of their aggressive UK tax avoidance schemes. I know what they are doing is not illegal but it is highly questionable morally to avoid paying tax...
My desktop PC is about 5 years old now. It has a dual-core processor and I am quite happy with it and I don't want to go the expense of replacing it. But it only has a 186gb hard drive and I am now...
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The...
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that...
Following on from Eccles UK Citizenship, please find below the AB Citizenship test //A friend of mine is supposed to be studying for her AB Citizenship test, but keeps nodding off, probably because...
♫ Moony, Moony, Moony ♫ I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me That's too bad In my dreams I...
Just seen the Google logo and was wondering if after 172 years of sitting on that rock if he will need any cream for piles if so who is going to volunteer to apply it. Also what do you think he is...
I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I...
Just heard that Clive Dunn has passed away. That is so sad. Dad's Army was part of my childhood, and 'Don't Panic!' a favourite catchphrase. Sad, sad, sad.