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Jemisa

Naked breakfast...

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, dear, we've been married for 50 years."...
22:15 Thu 11th Oct 201223 answers, last by moonraker558 19:09 Fri 12th Oct 2012
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fredkins

Good morning to all you abers......

It is 5 past 4 friday morning,It is teeming down with rain,I can't sleep,any one out there want to have a little chat,If so just fire away.
03:09 Fri 12th Oct 2012115 answers, last by fredkins 08:44 Fri 12th Oct 2012
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magsmay

newbie....

I came on here earlier today to get a question hopefully answered on a property issue -and I'm hooked - is this a bad thing lol!
13:50 Thu 11th Oct 201263 answers, last by askyourgran 20:27 Thu 11th Oct 2012
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moonraker558

Good Morning All.

Mornin' all, after a dry night it has just started to rain here on the plain so i'm glad I am off to bed. At least I don't need a shave this morning. Have a good week all.
04:09 Mon 08th Oct 2012160 answers, last by mccfluff 08:37 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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Mamyalynne

♫Happy Birthday ♫ SirAlec

http://cdn.mdjunction...happy_birthday111.gif Lots of love ♥...
23:09 Sun 07th Oct 201249 answers, last by Jeza 22:17 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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moonraker558

Dinner Party.

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she...
21:06 Sun 07th Oct 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 22:55 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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moonraker558

The Joy Of Being Married.

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a farm yard full of...
19:37 Sun 07th Oct 20123 answers, last by mamyalynne 22:30 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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Jemisa

First Date...

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is...
23:35 Fri 05th Oct 20124 answers, last by moonraker558 21:26 Sat 06th Oct 2012
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albaqwerty

Nostalgia Saturday

Reading through a couple of threads, I think we're mature enough to handle:- Bottles of milk Blue Nun Black Forest Gateaux Prawn Cocktail Bakelite telephones anyone? With the STD code being a name and...
14:19 Sat 06th Oct 201258 answers, last by cupid04 20:53 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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askyourgran

Suicidal

A tough looking group of bikers were riding across a bridge when they came across a girl about to jump off the bridge. The leader, a big burley man got off his bike and walks over to her"What are...
18:36 Sat 06th Oct 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 23:24 Sat 06th Oct 2012
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ttfn

Funny, insensitive or offensive?

If you think about it, most jokes are at the expense of someone, either fictional or factual. Ergo some jokes can be hurtful to some people. A lot may depend on the basis of a particular 'joke' and...
23:00 Thu 04th Oct 201251 answers, last by moonraker558 10:46 Sat 06th Oct 2012
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flipnflap

Anyone fancy coming to wave Hamza and henchmen off at Heathrow?

Waving with hooks in hand, naturally.
15:05 Fri 05th Oct 201238 answers, last by moonraker558 22:11 Fri 05th Oct 2012
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chrissa1

Abu Hamza About To Take Off

for the States...... Yaaaaaaaay
21:03 Fri 05th Oct 201240 answers, last by maggiebee 10:59 Sat 06th Oct 2012
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ttfn

Strange Day

Had a phone call early this morning from a dear old man asking me to attend to his leaking boiler. Mail addressed to my house, for an unknown person, who owes money. They will be sending someone round...
19:07 Tue 02nd Oct 201231 answers, last by petal54 21:37 Tue 02nd Oct 2012
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moonraker558

Cinema.

TTFN and Moony sat through a adult movie twice. They didn’t get up to leave until the theater was ready to close for the night. “You folks must’ve enjoyed the show,” the usher...
13:30 Mon 01st Oct 201234 answers, last by mamyalynne 22:17 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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ttfn

May we put this to a vote please?

In support of ttfn, say Aye In support of Moony, say Nay...
13:39 Mon 01st Oct 201246 answers, last by ummmm 16:56 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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moonraker558

Old Age.

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help...
13:13 Mon 01st Oct 201215 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 07:26 Fri 05th Oct 2012
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moonraker558

Weather Warning?

I have just been for a walk down our lane and have noticed that the cow parsley is in flower again, now correct me if I am wrong but it is normally springtime when the cow parsley is out. I have lived...
10:40 Sun 30th Sep 201227 answers, last by Khandro 22:09 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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Jemisa

The lorry Driver..

Well, this story goes something like this. You see, there was this lorry driver and he was on a day run, and stopped at a cafe for a bite to eat. Well, he sits down at the table, and the waitress...
23:15 Sat 29th Sep 201210 answers, last by Dickythecook 09:29 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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AB Editor

Jokes Round-Up

Good day! You may have noticed that the Jokes section can now hold its head high as a top-level topic (rather than being hidden amongst then skirts of Phrases & Sayings). To celebrate, here's a...
11:24 Mon 24th Sep 201214 answers, last by Devonian 22:21 Sat 06th Oct 2012

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