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moonraker558

Shipwrecked.

Myself, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. We found ourselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, we got into the habit of going to the beach every evening...
05:06 Sat 29th Sep 201213 answers, last by marval 15:39 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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moonraker558

Blondes have more fun.

A blonde girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See?...
12:53 Sat 29th Sep 20127 answers, last by moonraker558 13:05 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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moonraker558

Chicken Farming.

One day a farmer decided that he wanted to expand his chicken farming. In order to do this he would need a stud rooster. He asked around his fellow farmers and the general consensus was that the best...
11:13 Sat 29th Sep 20125 answers, last by fourteen85 06:08 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Saturday. It's still dark, but the sky is clear and the moon is full. There is no wind, so it's going to be a warm, sunny day here in Gloucestershire. Have a happy day everyone. :o}...
04:47 Sat 29th Sep 2012156 answers, last by humbersloop 09:18 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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moonraker558

Sim Cards

Not sure where to post this but is it possible to have two sim cards with the same phone number so I can use two different phones but keep just one number.
02:38 Fri 28th Sep 201211 answers, last by methyl 23:51 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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wiltsman

Speeding points - how long before insurance companies ignore them?

A few years back I was fined, and received 3 points on my licence, after driving at 36mph in a 30mph zone. Can anyone tell me, when applying for car insurance, what do insurance companies ask...
10:59 Fri 28th Sep 20126 answers, last by Lisa-Bee 12:00 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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moonraker558

Moony's Life History.

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I...
02:03 Fri 28th Sep 201210 answers, last by marval 15:20 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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moonraker558

Two old ladies.

Two old ladies, one somewhat hard of hearing, decided to have their portraits taken. The photographer welcomed them to his studio and said, "Please take a seat, ladies." The deaf lady asked...
01:55 Fri 28th Sep 20129 answers, last by tonyav 15:22 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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starone

Fred and Fiona

Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Astra van when suddenly Fiona ( being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!" Fred, not wanting to pass up...
21:25 Wed 26th Sep 20128 answers, last by ttfn 07:48 Thu 27th Sep 2012
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EcclesCake

Not my day....

I woke up at six this morning with a streaming nose and feeling lousy so I crawled back under the duvet. Get woken up at 09.30 and tried very hard to sound bright and sparkly when talking to client....
15:52 Wed 26th Sep 201236 answers, last by Smowball 08:21 Thu 27th Sep 2012
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moonraker558

2 Old ladies.

TTFN & Sibton were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Sibton noticed something funny about TTFN's ear and said, "Did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" TTFN...
19:54 Sun 23rd Sep 201225 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:42 Thu 27th Sep 2012
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slinky.kate

fao alba

when is your next afternoon tea party,i have more time on my hands and will be able to come now
14:25 Thu 20th Sep 201212 answers, last by commoner 15:34 Thu 20th Sep 2012
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Sqad

FAO Ed

I have often criticised the site for becoming "bland" and boring over the last one year or so, but can I say that answerbank today, through various sections, has been thoroughly entertaining...
14:27 Thu 20th Sep 201249 answers, last by gness 11:25 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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moonraker558

Mornin' All.

First rest day for me and I have to go in to work as I have been left off from the new computer system at so the IT boy's need to get me sorted. Great. Then Dentist this afternoon, cracking day eh.
04:38 Thu 20th Sep 201283 answers, last by wendilla 07:55 Thu 20th Sep 2012
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albaqwerty

Good Morning My Darlings

Hope all is reasonably well with each. It's a bit nippy outside, I'm glad I'm indoors :-D...
04:32 Wed 19th Sep 2012125 answers, last by excelsior-1 08:54 Wed 19th Sep 2012
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joeluke

Unhappy wife

My wife was furious after I spent all Saturday night getting p!ssed with my mates, and then to add insult to injury, when we went finally got to bed, I was in no state to perform and vomited all over...
19:07 Tue 18th Sep 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 14:24 Wed 19th Sep 2012
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Monday morning. Lots of heavy cloud lurking about, not looking friendly. Still; the weekend here was good! :o} Have a happy day everyone....
04:22 Mon 17th Sep 2012102 answers, last by bernie6969 07:35 Mon 17th Sep 2012
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NoMercy

If you could be

any age, and remain that age forever, what would it be? I think I'd like to be 27....
20:06 Sat 15th Sep 201246 answers, last by chaptazbru 13:33 Sun 16th Sep 2012
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stewey

September 15th.

Is "Battle of Britain Day". Is it still commemorated anywhere in the UK?
18:49 Sat 15th Sep 201225 answers, last by em10 07:41 Sun 16th Sep 2012
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mellymell

Hey guys

It has been fun chatting to you all here on my first night tonight/morning. You have all been great and yes you have guessed it I am not quite new here as I have not been on for a few years but I feel...
03:23 Sat 15th Sep 201212 answers, last by mellymell 03:52 Sat 15th Sep 2012

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