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music box?

Please can someone help me? I have learned to play the blues on my accoustic, and now I feel I need an accompaniment. What machine can I get to give me a drum beat to play along with.

Scarlett

good summer song

I need to find a great summer themed song to do in a concert for my choir. Lots of harmonies! Any ideas?

allen

Dodgy speaker socket: Cleaning?

On my tele, I've got a 3.5 headphone socket. Quite often, you have to wiggle the plug about to get proper stereo output. I've changed the lead with the plug on it, and same thing, so I'm pretty sure...

Mortartube

Horlicks Tablets

I crave them. Can you still get then anywhere in the UK? They are lovely and unobtainable. (Unless you know differently)

jadler

song and artist name

Do you know the name and artist of the Disco 70's sond with the words "I can hear the rain on my window....I can't stop the rain"? thanks

Leachy10

Ladders

I did some DIY with my step-ladder the other night. I never really got along with my real ladder.

magic_moo

sun

what part does the sun play in the ? water cycle? carbon cycle?

Jillius

Pregnant woman on Jeremy Kyle

Is anyone watching Jeremy Kyle ? That vile disgusting pregnant woman called Chantelle that is pregnant with her 7th kid is making me so angry. What a stinking awful attitude she has. Everytime Jeremy...

winebuyer

Moon Landing Conspiracy

If NASA want to disprove the Moon landing conspiracy theorists, why don't they: 1. Go again; or 2. Just "drop in" on one of the Space Shuttle flights; or 3. Point a spy, sorry, observational,...

Mortartube

70's or early 80's Sitcom long shot

I recall a sitcom that began with a guy getting the sack from his job, he buys flowers to break it to his wife gently who tells him she's leaving him. I think there may have been a few more bad luck...

twazerk

New car

Bloke buys his wife a brand spanking new ford fiesta and brings it home, wifey takes one look out of the window at it & whines, "but I wanted something that would go from zero to 140 in seconds",...

luvxadict

lyrics to "moany moany" and is that even the title?

well, i heard this song, and someone told me it was called moany moany. but i looked it up and couldnt find anything. and what are the words spoken in the middle of the song? if it helps, i know the...

topogigo

Do you remember Focus?

Try this link if you do, i love it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U

opoknock

how do I write jokes?

Abdulmajid

10 Reasons Why I love The Beach Boys.

1) They wrote proper tunes 2) They were never afraid to experiment 3) They had a good image 4) They represent Western values 5) They have never given up 6) They were never smug with their success 7)...

opoknock

electric guitars

which electric guitar offers the best versatility of sound?

Loosehead

For the smokers.......

As I was walking to work past the smokers huddled like penguins in shop doorways etc, I started to reflect on this ever more shunned significant minority. I just wondered what do you get out of it?...

nannon

TV Ariel

i have just moved in to a new house and can get no tv reception! There is an ariel socket in the wall and we can just very vaugley make out BBC 1. The digi box thing picks up nothing at all. Do you...

Dudley

The Fixer - ITV - Music

Can anyone tell me the end title music on The Fixer on ITV this evening please? It was a repetitive Rock song with the line 'Baby Let's Stick Together' repeating over and again.

apex204

Name that song.

My housemate is desperately trying to find out the name of a song. It's from about 10 years ago and by a three-piece girl band (this much he remembers). At the start of the track it's like an...

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