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Female ginger haired one hit wonder?

Can anyone remember a song out, around 6 or 7 years ago. it was a solo female singer with red hair. very funky tune (with a little hand clap bit throughout) she wore a blue dress in the video. for...

Lucy Thomas

What's the difference...

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay and a cross-country run. One's a pant in the country and the other's a ...

styley

Heard this on the radio today.

A couple of vampires are out doing their weekly groceries when all of a sudden a man jumps up onto their shoulders, grabs a couple of items from the top shelf, stuff them into his jacket and runs off....

robinhudd

Song about being jealous of a brother . . . .

I am trying to get the name / artist of a song:- It was from the 80's or 90's and was sung by a man. It was a strange song about his brother. His parents sometimes forgot that they had two children....

gingerflaps

WARNING this is the most offensive joke ever

whats the most offensive disturbing joke you've ever heard, here is mine...... not for the easily offended what's 18 inches, stiff, and makes women...

nadia86

Wet and dry surfaces

Imagine two adjacent playing fields one with a wet and the other with a dry surface. If you simultaneously measured air temp above each surface on a summy afternoon where would you expect to find the...

Satori_001

Photography - Light/Polarisation

A friend of mine recently took some photos in Paris at night of the sites. Using a slow shutter speed (8secs) on a Panasonic Lumix FZ5. In some of the photos (at distance) you can see trails of lights...

fotografics

Any opera buffs can help....?

I'm looking for a song from an opera. Now to try and describe it... It is very, very sad. Violins (strings) play a slow, melancholy piece and then a voice speaks, mourning and then angry. I think it's...

Pootle

Do worse things happen at sea?

If so what?

claymore

time

does the outer end of a second hand on a clock move faster than the inner end seeing as it has a much greater distance to travel in the same time?

snapdarlich

Guitarists....

What do you play and why? Acoustic? Electric? What brand? What model? And why?

Mortartube

What is the law on PAT testing?

Can anyone perform an electrical PAT test or do you legally have to have a piece of paper to say that you can do it? For instance, can the average man go out, but his PAT testing machine and stickers...

Whickerman

Blown Lightbulbs

If you've a blown lightbulb, and the switch is in the 'on' position, does the circuit still use electricity?

bigship3

Guitar Purchase

I am thinking of buying a Yamaha LL 6T Guitar. Has anyone had any eperience of playing one. How good does is sound and how is the action. Is it quite easy to play.

tali1

band wore gold face masks

trying to find name of band and tune(was a spanish type name) classical/electronic wore suits and wore distinctively gold face masks, sitting on chairs about 6-7 players played violins circa early 80s

vr#

Marxist tea

Why do Marxists prefer Green Tea? . . . . . . . . . . . . . ........because 'proper tea' is theft!!!!!

dannyday5821

sunlight!

lets pretend your in a forest on a sunny summers day. the sun beams through the trees. is there a name for that effect where the sun shines through something, and leaves a sort of shadow hanging in...

BUDDY HOLLY

boffins

Where do we get the name Boffins from?

madness88

whats the song

ok i heard a song last week that i like but cant remember who its by or what its called. i know it sounds stupid.. but its a dance song think from 90's and the only words i know are 'whatcha gonna do...

tootsbaloots

Cadburys

Whos was in the adverts for Cadbury's Fruit and and whole hazelnut ie 'everyone's a fruit and nutcase' and' 'nuts whole hazrlnuts'

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