..but could you all do me a small favour and keep Ricky Ashworth in your thoughts and prayers. Ricky rides for my speedway team and is a very talented young rider and last night he was involved in a...
First thing this morning one of my dogs didn't look herself at all having been fine last night so we took her to the vet who said she had an elevated temperature and her heart rate was abnormally...
whilst in the queue at the checkout. Elderly couple, slightly hard of hearing, she asks him if he's got money on him. He said no, you picked it up from the top of the washing machine. She said she...
Watching old 'Who wants to be a millionaire' programmes on cable I saw the Major was one of the contestants. He didn't get into the hot seat on that occasion. His wife was on soon after and did win...
A man says to a trainer at the gym.
“I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?”
The trainer replies “use the ATM outside the gym”...
I failed by 1 mark on the Hazard Perception. You needed 43/50 for the Theory I got 47 and I needed 44/75 to pass the Hazard Perception and I got 43! Can you bloody believe it! I'm not sad just a bit...
Apparently the first film I was taken to see was 'Bambi', but I have no recollection of that. The first film I actually [i]remember[i] seeing was 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks...and I kicked up a HUGE...
I wish to thank each and every one of you who wished me well whilst in Hospital having a Lung Cancer Operation recently. There are too many of you to thank individually, so it's best I post my thanks...
Having caught up on all today's postings made me think, what happened to all the money offered/donated for MK's boat?
I don't know how this got in home and garden...
We stayed at a quiet lovely hotel on Zakynthos last week. There were a couple of well-behaved french children, some middle-aged scottich people and quite a few eastern european couples. Everyone was...
Friday afternoon went shopping in my local supermarket and was minding my own business when some impatient woman barged into me. I mumbled:- 'Please excuse me would suffice' and I was met with a...
I work in a small business centre with only 5 people working there 3 male and 2 females. The females both work part time. The thing is, one of the males (husband of one of the females) has taken to...
Following on from a Marval Post...... Someone asked me once "If you your husband and your child were in a river and they were drowning which would you save, your husband because you chose him?..... or...
Now, I want to make it clear from the start that I'm not looking for sympathy! Just wanted to share that my darling daughter would have been 46 today. Sadly she passed away aged 5 and that's how I...
I had a surprise present today..........two ladies cleaned my house from '' top to bottom'' thanks to one of my children. posted from the '' sparkling house '' :)
i done this cover of a don williams song and posted it but havent had much response looking for some honest opinions if anyone has a spare couple mins? thanks!! :))
http://youtu.be/2tNaeI7x2S8...