Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on the beach earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in...
Busiest week of my life. We are now living in dreamland and loving every miniute :-) I will sort some pictures to put on here, we have only just got internet and phone etc. No internet on PC yet just...
Just watched this, amazed how upbeat the man was. Not bitter at all. He was so thrilled after the op. to be able to wear proper clothes. I thought he was so brave to have it shown so openly on tv....
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is twice the length of his thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats...
1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your...
I could be miserable as sin – there is a lot of carp in my life at the moment : • Coping with bereavement – loss of someone who had been like a mother to me • Work – or lack thereof, my NHS...
Am I missing something, but didn't Nick and Leanne bother to call the police to report that their flat had been smashed up? They just seemed to dismiss it and got the locks replaced.
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Mister? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20."...
I've created a document in Publisher and although I haven't deliberately inserted it, a very small smiley face appears on the print-out. I can't delete it as it doesn't show on the document on my...
What's your favourite nonsense poem? I like the Jabberwocky. `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the...
Is there any way to discourage a crow from sitting on your roof, we have one that seems to have adopted ours, it annoys the dog no end and this morning at daybreak the thing was making a great racket...
The press are having a grand time speculating whether her husband will be present when the Duchess gives birth and whether the prospective parents know the sex of the foetus. Where was your father...
