An old man went to a beach and saw a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy,boobs?" The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man." The bloke said," twenty...
A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This...
I went to a new cafe for lunch yesterday. The owner has two dogs which were freely roaming in both the kitchen and the customer area, and occasionally jumped up at the tables. My friend found two dog...
OH accidentally dropped our red teapot lid on the kitchen floor tiles and smashed it. Loved that teapot, it was only from Wilkinsons (Wilkos make) but was white with big red hearts patterned all over...
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her...
In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she...
trying out my new camera, took this photo of myself this morning. I thought I would wear this to go to the dentist and he would be able to get at my teeth. And with reference to the other post of the...
I made a purchase from a website that I now believe to be a bogus website. The goods haven't arrived and I've sent several emails, over the last three months, asking them for the goods or for a...
As I won't be around on Friday and saturday can we have a wedding logo from tomorrow or I will miss it... I will try to put a screen shot in my scrap book for posterity...