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Dinner Invitation...

A man invites his friend back home for dinner. The wife screams at him... "I've not done my hair, not done my make-up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!...

frugalfred

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight...

4getmenot

Sleeping With The Fishes

on my fb this morning a lady as asked where she can find a certain type of fish before her 4 yr old notices his is dead. Everybody is telling her where but me. Am i just harsh because i would tell the...

magsmay

Had A Hectic Hour...

Oh I am so pleased and relieved at the same time I had to share ;-) I have just spent the last hour with a poor sheep that was trying to deliver a lamb -have been watching it all afternoon and...

gina32

Diane----Emmerdale?

Havent seen her for ages, I know she is supposed to be in Brighton looking after Bernice's daughter but she has been gone ages anyone know the real reason she hasn't been seen on screen?

excelsior-1

Sharingham

good evening i have occasionally been reading your responses to an assortment of posts & threads, and i have become very impressed with your logical, polite, erudite and mature attitude in such a...

Answerprancer

Excelsior-1

I've been scanning your posts and I think you're the kind of guy I can really relate to. Do you have a beard?

Jeza

Do You Think Funerals Are..........

A waste of money. I'm not speaking of Maggie here. Surely the dead don't know how they are disposed of. One of the reasons I ask is a neighbour has got herself in to debt to give her husband a good...

desktop

Do Anyone Know Contact Phone Number For Ebay Please

I am having trouble with an item b paid for and need ebay number

MadMen

Going To The Docs - With A List!

I don't often go to the doctors. I have a bit of a phobia (white coat syndrome apparently) and prefer to ask on AB and then self medicate. I have been just recently, but generally I tend not to....

mrs_overall

Dilemma

Mr O has been asked to run a course which means he will be away from home for a month. I am used to this and it doesn't bother me in the slightest. What DOES bother me is that the venue is Nigeria,...

Fanriffic

Ding Dong - A Few Jokes To Exercise The Chuckle Muscles

I was sitting at home tonight watching the TV when the door bell went. Kids these days, they’ll nick anything. What's the first sign of madness? Suggs walking up your garden path. Morris dancing!...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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Cate_gory

Cryptic Songs

4a,Double pelvic vibrations,(5,5,5) 8a,Peace and quiet is very precious.(7,2,6) 12a,I will make myself clear.(4,3,2,2,13) 13a,The magic between us has gone.(5,4,4,6,7) 16a,Mustangs for example.(4,6)...

joggerjayne

P-Middy In The Waitrose Mag

Pips has her first section in the Waitrose magazine this month. I am going to become the Hostess With The Mostess (t?). I will impress my pals with tangerine and sake jellies, Vietnamese spring rolls,...

Ann321

How Big Of An Age Difference Is Too Big?

am 19 and he is 34 (I know big age difference!). He comes quiet often to the cafe where I work. We joke around like, I do with many of the customers. We started flirting a couple months ago, but still...

cecil39

Britain's Got Talent

Or should I call it the Ant and Dec show, who's willing to bet that we see more of those little show offs than we do of the acts on the stage? I do like the show as I like to see new talent starting...

Iluvspikey

I Fancy Something Different From The Chinese Tonight,

we are all going up to my parents place tomorrow for lunch, so I don't know what we are having. I usually order a curry and a chow mein(chicken and beef) (two small portions = 1 regular portion, they...

Henrietta

Sending Money Via Bank Transfer

Hi i want to purchase items online and can pay by transfer the problem is in my banks bank transfer form it says "name" and the companys name is too long to fit in this box. Would it matter if i...