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carpetowl

A mouse (or a shrew) problem

Help please. We have a mouse that visits our back porch every night leaving a trail of droppings and urine. Apart from some vegetables (onions, potatoes, leeks) that we leave there to keep cool -...
07:27 Fri 21st Sep 20128 answers, last by mrs.chappie 18:14 Sat 22nd Sep 2012
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Duncer

KaMiddleton again

I know the subject of Kate Middleton has been done to death, and I really don't wish to offend anyone, but I just had to pass this one on as it is factual. I received a text about ten minutes ago,...
18:49 Thu 20th Sep 201224 answers, last by jd_1984 12:39 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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Jemisa

Some old some new...

Socially Unacceptable Humour.. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a...
14:02 Wed 19th Sep 20127 answers, last by methyl 23:58 Thu 20th Sep 2012
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Jemisa

3D TV...

WARNING A warning about 3D TV! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hi all, just a warning on the new 3D televisions. I bought one the other day and guess what! They are so vivid and real. I dozed off...
23:19 Thu 20th Sep 20128 answers, last by Jemisa 12:44 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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LochNessMonster

Holy smoke ?

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out out his...
12:15 Thu 20th Sep 20122 answers, last by mike11111 23:07 Thu 20th Sep 2012
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joeluke

Accident

I was driving when I was involved in a minor accident. There was nothing I could do when the bag went off. "We don't have time for this, my mother needs picking up cos her hospital appointment...
20:57 Thu 20th Sep 20129 answers, last by Old_Geezer 07:27 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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tiggerblue10

Bad news then good news

I got home from work yesterday and Tigger didn't seem her usual self. She was lifeless and didn't want her food. I gave her her insulin as normal but she still seemed down. I gave her some honey as...
20:01 Thu 20th Sep 201225 answers, last by wolf63 20:07 Sun 23rd Sep 2012
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queenofmean

Nearly...

...tomorrow's trip to the eye hospital. I am going in with the trusty ipod and a clear mind. I have decided what it is about the whole process I don't like, the wee lense thing they aim the laser...
15:12 Wed 19th Sep 201220 answers, last by magicmick 22:35 Thu 20th Sep 2012
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MissCommando

Could you marry Sqad?

Let's pretend that Sqad is single. We all know he's way past retirement age and lives in a nice villa in Spain. I'd imagine he's got a pretty big . . . . . . bank balance! He's still 'up for it'. He'd...
10:19 Thu 20th Sep 201272 answers, last by gness 08:15 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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LochNessMonster

Jungle Quest !

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to...
12:20 Thu 20th Sep 20127 answers, last by tonyav 11:38 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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anotheoldgit

Army girl gives birth in Camp Bastion

http://www.dailymail....rth-Taliban-raid.html Shouldn't all female Service personnel, be given a pregnancy test before leaving for an overseas posting, especially to a war zone?...
09:25 Thu 20th Sep 2012141 answers, last by em10 14:54 Fri 21st Sep 2012
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karenmac60

Ooooooowwwwwwww!!!!

I went to get a tooth out yesterday and after 40 minutes of hauling and pulling by 2 dentists, I no longer have my tooth but I still have the roots. Apparently they are curved or something and it...
17:21 Tue 18th Sep 201233 answers, last by ELVIS68 22:36 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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ELVIS68

Number trick......

1, take your shoe size. 2, multiply it by 5. 3, add 50 4, multiply this by 20. 5, add 1012 6, subtract the year you were born. The first two digits will be your shoe size, the last two is your age...
18:45 Tue 18th Sep 201225 answers, last by askyourgran 21:02 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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ladybirder

Will you sign this petition to stop the culling of our Badgers.

I have just watched Brian May talking about Team Badger on BBC1 and he is asking for people to sign it. All the information is here. http://www.teambadger.org/ Thank you....
07:54 Tue 18th Sep 2012153 answers, last by ladybirder 12:14 Mon 24th Sep 2012
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tinkerbell23

Hows you?

Been working away! A bit too much REALLY tired (but loving it).... Applying for a crisis loan @ moment :0( Last i had dosh was £130 on 23rd aug. been too & from work most days it didnt last...
07:41 Tue 18th Sep 201269 answers, last by tinkerbell23 19:58 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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carrust

Le Crueset.

How do I remove the brown staining on the inside of my Le Creuset casserole dish?
19:54 Mon 10th Sep 201212 answers, last by carrust 18:58 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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joeluke

Size

After hot passionate sex with my girlfriend last night, she snuggled up next to me and said "You know, you are by far the biggest I've ever had" Apparently "Ditto" is not really...
18:36 Tue 18th Sep 20122 answers, last by fifimac 21:29 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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joeluke

Funeral

It was my mother in law's funeral yesterday. When her coffin was lowered into the ground the vicar asked us all to throw something in that we wanted her to take the grave with her. It took my wife...
18:07 Tue 18th Sep 20125 answers, last by thetaliesin 08:10 Thu 20th Sep 2012
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winterback

Where were you, and how did you find out about 9/11 when it happened?

I want to know your situation that time.
11:00 Tue 18th Sep 201233 answers, last by askyourgran 21:14 Tue 18th Sep 2012
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baza

door to door salesmen

just had a bloke knocking on my front door, he was trying to flog cavity wall insulation, no thank you says I, it do es not cost says him, no thanks says I, do you want to read my leaflet says him, no...
14:52 Tue 18th Sep 201232 answers, last by CokeTulip 19:48 Sat 02nd Nov 2013

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