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Svejk
May I say how much I've admired you for the reasoned,articulate way you defend your corner without resorting to the childish name calling of your detractors. I don't need to tell there's no-one as...
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ELVIS68
Last week my doctor said he's going to book me for a scan for my ongoing back problem. Is it a case of going on a waiting list or does it depend on what the doctor has put in his letter to the...
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queenofmean
Happy Birthday :) xxx
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Bazile
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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Bazile
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a...
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Bazile
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to...
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Duncer
Yesterday I was at my local TESCO store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when the woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.. What did she think I...
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queenofmean
How are you all doing?
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NoMercy
I took Alfie for walkies earlier with his new ball thrower. I threw the ball a few times and he chased and fetched it enthusiastically. All.of a sudden he put the ball down, turned around and did a...
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slinky.kate
you aint seen mutton yet ? flash dance(what a filling) meat petite...
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selvana22
I’ve decided to send everyone cards through post from now other than ...email, phone, text etc... Seems more personal.. Do you think it’s a good idea?
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gness
Good luck and happiness in her new job. Love Gx....
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parkie
Sorry to announce my mate Gav has died of heartburn. I really can't believe Gavisgone....
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Jemisa
Can I say Thanks to the Ed for giving 'Jokes' its own slot, A while back I asked if we could give it its own slot but it didm't happen it was doomed to stay behind 'Phrases & Sayings' for good....
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Jemisa
An Old Man~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An old man took his wife to the doctor"s. After a short examination the doctor said, "I"m afraid your wife"s mind has...
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naomi24
At one time we hid the truth from the terminally ill, but now it’s common practice for doctors to tell them they’re going to die. Some accept it, but some live their last weeks and months...
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hc4361
Why do women of all ages tend to sit on the sofa cuddling the cushion? Or am I the only one to have noticed this? Or is it only in my family?...
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Mick-Talbot
Have the pensioner posters got "Rose Tinted Glasses" about the good old days?
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Jemisa
Two Coffees in Heaven! Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohamed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up Peter then points to...
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Jemisa
First weekend of the Olympics and Romania have taken gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead and anything else they can get hands on! The Somalian Olympic team have just issued an apology as they didn't...

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