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Any ladies recognise this?

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have...

Jemisa

Bikes...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn"t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. I had a knock at my door earlier, it...

ayabrea38

Last night he saw sense and went to hospital. When I was finally able to visit him today he went for a CT scan,having had an X ray before that revealed swollen gut and the scan was to see if there was...

flip_flop

Bloody Cat crap

I've posted about this problem before and tried all of the helpful advice given, but alas nothing has worked and next door's bloody vermin is still crapping on my gravel drive. I know its petty, but...

SIRandyraven

Cheap Weekend Away

Has anyone tried this cheap weekend away deal ? http://www.kempinski..../anniversary-package/...

Steve.5

Nearly arrested in bank earlier

Went to the teller & she said strip down facing me I did not realise she meant my card...

bibblebub

Hamster chuckles

try to keep a straight face

gness

Ideas please?

I`ve just been asked to do a 70th birthday cake for a friend`s sister. The theme of the party is Elvis. So...... what would you put on an Elvis cake?...

sandyRoe

"You buy one, you get one free. I say, 'you buy one, you get one free'".

Does this tele ad for double glazing make anyone else want to find out where he lives and go round and break all his windows?

BettyAbominable

Should I consider a hymenoplasty?

My virginity was taken against my will at a young age. Though now I'm engaged to a wonderful man and we are sexually active. Since I never got the opportunity to share that moment of "losing...

Caran

Mrs Brown's Boy's

Just watched this, I found it so funny, only discovered thid programme recently. I hope they repeat it again, but probably not as this series was a mistake. (I know it should be in Media) but this is...

Jemisa

First Date (Funny)

This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Billy Connely went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date...

mrs.chappie

NHS Dental Charges...

Morning peeps. On 19th April I had a temporary filling and paid £48. Yesterday (exactly 8 weeks since it was done) it fell out. I'm seeing the dentist this afternoon - will I have to pay again,...

tonyav

LOL, LOL, LOL.

I have just come back from my local car wash, had a mini valet on my run-around car a Peugeot 307 Diesel £12.50p they did the mini valet and no one asked for the money so I just got back in the...

TheOtherHalf

Ladies ( or men ) have you ever

had a beauty treatment and what did you think of the experience ?? Ive just got back from using up birthday vouchers from Feb for a full facial experience and scalp massage and I feel on top of the...

LoftyLottie

Olympic Flame

I seriously thought that the flame was being run right around the country, not put in a car/transported between running points. Am I just thick. I think the whole thing is a complete farce now!!

flip_flop

eBay - cancelling and sale

Somebody has bought something from me on eBay, but they've said they bought it by mistake and would like me cancel the sale. I find eBay just about the most confusing website there is so I have no...

mrs_overall

At the risk of being lynched...

Is there anyone on here apart from me who is not an animal lover? (BTW I am NOT an animal hater and can't abide cruelty)...

mike11111

Is it OK...

...to have a laugh on here? My jocular answer to the thread subscribed hereunder was zapped within seconds, as were all further references to it. The only explanation can be that the duty ed/mod is...

yelenots

Help! Missed Corrie Episode!

Please can anyone tell me why Lesley was living back at Eileens? I missed an episode earlier in the week! Thanks!...

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