Earlier I was pottering around in the garden and noticed loads of very small ladybirds on undersides of plant leaves. Perhaps this is a sign of good weather ( 1976 ladybirds ) Are they baby ones or is...
My uni ball was last night for those who havent seen my thread! Was brill! The meal was to die for i am soooo going to try to recreate it!! Amazing!! And nobody had the same dress as me hahahaha!! And...
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put into an old peoples's home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a...
Shopping at Waitrose this afternoon, I picked up two banoffee (sp?) desserts reduced from £1.29 each to 29 pence each. I looked at my receipt and found they'd been on offer, two for two pounds,...
This joke is as old as me if not more,,, An old copper, Pc Hardy, was on his beat one night when he saw Johnny cycling towards him, his front lamp was flashing on and off. Just as Pc Hardy was about...
The teacher gave her junior class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories....
I have apparently been barred from the local Co-op for being rude and aggressive towards one of the checkout 'ladies'. I wouldn't mind but the 'lady' in question would make Attila the Hun seem like...
15 year old lad in school uniform stood in the store drinking from a bottle of coca cola, then he put it on a shelf and went to look at the comics, he was 6feet tall and in his school uniform and so i...
Threre's a big doggy shaped hole in our house. I'd noticed over the last few days that Max seemed a bit wobbley but this morning he really struggled to stand I had to lift him into the car. He didn't...
I really think cigarette prices are far too low even after today's tax rise.
I would say cigarettes should cost £40 for a packet of 20 rising by 20% each year plus inflation....
Im in bed after a nice bath and exfoliated! Have a crunchie to eat mmmm Will go and get a drink soon to wash it down with but tonight is fake tan night and i reeeeeally cant be @rsed!!!!! Who wants to...
Gratulacje z okazji slubu dla Julity & Mateusza, 23 czerwca 2012. ^^^ I need to print this onto a greetings card. Done a bit of research on the internet and found that the letter 'z' in Polish has...
Has anyone had any problems after taking Ramipril capsules? I am suffering from really bad dull backache, which is exactly the same symptom I had after taking statins, even after trying three...
Its a year today since my beloved aunt died.... I havent visited her grave...graveyards dont really do it for me! Mum and dad are away so im feeling a bit :0// Mabye tomorrow ill go light a wee candle...