mrs_overall Member Profile in The AnswerBank

Hey I Might Not Come On Here..........

Again this year so I will now wish you all (you Abers) a very merry Christmas and a happy new 2013.See you all In the new year.My love Fredkins. xxxxxxx

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Tonight's The Night! The evening of the Mad Over Fifties Christmas Ball has arrived! Time for all the Mad Over Fifties to put on their finest suits and poshest frocks and join the festivities here at...

dotty.

What A Lovely Day It Has Been At Work

such a delight serving the gracious and polite general public, it warms the hear to know that the season of goodwill is so unanimously embraced. It gives you a warm glow inside............though that...

ummmm

Why Are Lambs So Fat?

They wonder, they eat grass....so why are they so fat?

robbieswife

Hot To Get Rid Of The Smell Of Grease From An Oven

ive just cleaned my oven thouroughly but cant get rid of the smell of grease, any ideas of how to get rid???

AlwaysConfused

Drunken Stumble, Cut Toe Advice?

Just got home to find OH hobbling about and blood all over the floor. It seems he has decided to celebrate Christmas early and has managed to badly cut the side of his big toe (although he doesn't...

mrs_overall

Suggest An Answerbank Panto

Mine would be Snow White and the Seven Crafts

NoMercy

Famous People Who Sound Festive

I know we've done it before but it's always good fun... Noel Edmonds ......

robert551069

Presents Women Do Not Want

In the online edition of The Daily Telegraph today there a list of Christmas presents that women do not want. These are:- Sexy Santa underwear...Housecoat...Amy Childs vejazzled onesie...Plastic...

mrs_overall

A Fairy Tale Of Answerbank (Apologies To The Pogues)

It was Christmas Eve folks, In the drunk tank. Sorry, that should have said And then the Mods sang a song In voices in poor nick We all plugged our ears And tried not to be sick. The AbEd has a gnome...

paddy11

Oh, And Those Of Us Who Happen To Watch More Foody Channels Tham We Should..

Don't the phrases ' comfort zone.... texture..and crunch' drive you up the bleedin' wall?...

detour1

Am I Coming On Too Strong Please Help 10 Points

Hi every time see my friend in the hall I wave to her in the halls. But the other day I got my lunch and went to sit down at my table but I did not know she was near the table getting a snack at the...

mrs_overall

My Annual Plea To You All

it is that time of year again when I urge anyone who is not an organ donor to sign up. It takes 2 minutes online. Thank you....

maggiebee

Thief

Just had a very upset friend on the phone. She's been to visit her late husband's grave and someone has stolen the wreath that she left there just a few days ago. Probably just a thoughtless act, but...

stewey

Age Test

Alright, how many of you remember, as a child, writing a note to Santa Claus using pencil and paper, and then, whilst the fire was merrily burning, sending it up the chimney? We just knew that if the...