Went for my appointment today but it was just an assessment, she said I qualified for counselling, should have my first appointment within the next six months, oh and I'm a hero for coping so well...
Murraymints was born in a tenement in the Gorbals district of Glasgow. From an early age she knew she was destined for fame but having no apparent talents she didn't know in which direction fame lay....
Sunny-Dave was one of 15 children born to a mother who had an obsession with the actor David Niven. Despite protests from her husband, she insisted on giving all 15 children the name David. Her...
Zacs-Master (born Peregrine Ignatius Morton-Pratt) was conceived during the blitz on 23rd January 1939 which his mother found very difficult (as the blitz didn’t start until September 1940)....
A cricket box, pair of cricket pads, some Kevlar body armour & a crash helmet. Reason: As my partner was leaving the house I called her by ex wife's name. I think I'm going to need the above when...
this takes the biscuit! Some will recall my stint with the mini cab company which reduced his fleet of cabs from six to three. On my way to the breast unit this morning I spotted a skip hire company...
It what point and under what criteria does a long term girlfriend or boyfriend become a partner? Is it down to sharing finances, or moving in together, or length of relationship, or something else? A...
Yesterday I spent the day once again minding my friend's handbag shop while she went to the wholesalers. A customer I was chatting to said she'd been in the previous week and said "Your mother...
your brains please? My towelling dressing gown has an "l" shaped rip in it. Would ordinary cotton stitch it up OK or would I need something sturdier? (It might be a silly question to you,...
Born : Albert Scroggins – Penistone 1931 (Mother named as Doris Scroggins, a bicycle repair mechanic and part-time Homeopath, father believed to be an itinerant French Onion Salesman whose bike...
Two young businesswomen in Answerbank-on-the-Wold were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display...
I was driving down the motorway today when a song i love came on so I turned it up, glanced down and saw my speed had crept up. Why do we do this? Think I heard some were it had been proven that if...
I was preparing dinner and heard a loud crash / bang from outside, went out to find some old bloke had reversed into my car, he has smashed all the front bumper and the lights in, my car was on my...
Having been a member of this site for many years....this may be suicidal! But.... why! Why do others have to be so rude and un-believing of others? Now don't get me wrong, I have seen the trolls come...
My Husband has always professed he can't dance & won't dance. This morning while we were out he trod in some dog muck and after that I witnessed him do 'The Moon Dance' better than Michael...