My mum is very interested to know if a world record been set for the worlds saggiest boobs?? And before anyone says I am being nasty, she has asked me to ask you!
I posted this a couple of years ago but no harm in airing it again. Invent the most ridiculous country & western song title you can. Here are some real examples for inspiration:...
I went to PC World this afternoon, knowing exactly which laptop I wanted. The first hurdle to overcome was to try and find a sales assistant. Two caught my eye and moved off sharpish. Assistant no. 3...
First of all , as regards last night and the words spoken - I see you refer to them as a 'Blazing row' I certainly did not see it that way. I guess as the OP I see the thread as 'my baby' that is...
Can the H.R brigade please inform me, what will the sentence be for those evil basdads that tied that elderly women up in kent, poured HOT WATER on her arms / hands, put her into a bath to try and get...
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days...
driving out this morning doing 30 mph in a 30 zone for some unknown reason a large multicoloured van with blue lights on the roof pulled out in front of me. As I got a little closer Icould read the...
Is it at all possible for a doctor, optician, or more importantly an ESA ATOS assessment nurse to tell from an eye examination whether I am genuinely suffering double or blurred vision. Now I'm not...
A hunter walking through the jungle, found a huge, dead dinosaur, with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked,...
just nipped to the vilage shop in the car, parked back up outside and just glimpsed next door but one's cat jumping into a garden across the way, she's always at my window/door and sits with my cats...
Hi All, present ideas required for around £20. she is still mobile, walking into town and back every day, likes crosswords, doesn't cook. she has got all She needs, so makes it very difficult....
I've been fermenting a vat of homemade(ish) cherry brandy under the kitchen sink for a couple of months. Decanted it this afternoon. Appears to be quite potent. I've done raspberry vodka, plum brandy,...