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mrs_overall
A small sample for you
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mrs_overall
I'm going to a vintage fair this morning and this afternoon I plan to tackle the South Col of Mount Ironing. It is so tall I may need oxygen to reach the summit.
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RATTER15
1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally...
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guilliebrougues
Can anyone please help me I have completed this quiz apart from two words which is a comedy program. The two words i need to complete this goes in this sentence. The older couple happily tag along...
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Dee Sa
I bought 4 tickets [ all my budget could afford to loose !] with high hopes, I have won, but, just £11.20 on the lottery and nowt on the raffle, so I have at least got my money back. Mentally I...
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parkie
I was, am still am, a Beatles fan, but I really think Macca has had his day.
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Mick-Talbot
What you having for breakfast ?
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DaisyNonna
Thanks Excel, you chose a great avatar, you are now my hero!
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marval
A very elderly couple are having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding university. The old man leans forward and softly says to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask...
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mrs_overall
Right lardbutt, we want a full and frank explanation regarding your absence
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Psybbo
Update please on daughter
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TOWIE
The Red Arrows have just flown over bungalow.............{:o00
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mrs_overall
My daughter is on holiday in London with a friend and rang me this afternoon to say she was getting low on money, so I said I'd go to the Halifax and pay some cash into her account. I had no...
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gness
The gas man has been and gone.....no mishap. The plumber did get locked in the little loo because he didn`t notice I had removed the handle. I`m good with a screwdriver though so he`s now having...
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Ric.ror
Need to keep it under about 600 calories as I have been saving up for a Pimms and lemonade this evening
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mrs_overall
Just had a text from my daughter who is on holiday in London. They trailed to the Docklands Museum at Canary Wharf to find it is closed and has been taken over by the Germans. Ironic really, when one...
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momcj
I split up from my childs dad over 6 years ago! Im obvioulsy totally over that- been so for a long time, it was wrong for a long time. He was my only serious relationship and i have not had any...
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TWR
Whats the answer? this is getting out of control?
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BAKERS DOZEN
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre...
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sp1814
This was asked to me by a female colleague earlier today whilst a group of us were discussing the murders at the Batman screening in Colorado. I'd never consciously considered it before - but it seems...

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