That ive picked my bottom lip up off the floor... And....in TRUE tinkerbell style.... Looked out my Kurt Geiger heels.....and my new green belly top....my black bodycon skirt...... And im off out to...
i was at a multi cultural event today and the comedian put a black sparkly cloth on his head and said" they wear these in Bradford to do the shopping".was it a racist comment , only one...
Teacher draws a p-e-n-i-s on a blackboard & asks, "does anyone know what this is?" Little Johnny says, "yes sir, my dad has two of them..." "two?" Says the teacher....
We (Brits) are now officially, the fattest nation in Europe, despite the never ending fads of dieting. Two women on holiday in a bar, hugely overweight, a tight dress accentuating their flabbiness...
I was looking after my friend's shop today and encountered lots of tourists. Some gems include: 1. I hate this town, you don't have a KFC or McDonalds 2. Can you direct me to the house where Dracula...
And what have I missed? Been away in Belgium since monday, got back Friday and daughter told me ŵe were hosting a children's birthday party, grandson was four today. Said daughter then went away for...
The Club is now Open. Welcome again, friends, old and older, mad and madder. What delights will this evening hold for us all ? Here's hoping for a new and delicious tailcock, a bit of assiduous...
Hello I have currently been suspended with pay from work until a hearing about negligence of Health and Safety... I will briefly explain what happened and if anyone can advice me on where I stand i...
We have been given the devastating news that her uterine cancer is terminal. The tumour is just too massive and thus inoperable. Radiotherapy is not an option as she is just too weak. We have been...
Do you believe man landed on the moon .Just yes or no .Unless you have proof either way .It been debated often Im sure .No conspiracy theory simply do you as an indivual believe man landed on the moon...
If m'lady or Matron should see this, please accept my apologies for absence, at least for the early part of this evening. Should it prove possible, I'll join you later on :-)
Anyone going anywhere nice this year? I'm off to Scotland again, seeing everything I missed the first time. Coming back through Northumberland and North Yorkshire.
It would be interesting to know the reasons for regular contributors being absent from the columns of AB ......e.g. AlBags and Buenchico. The Ed would have their E/mail addresses and, possibly, could...
http://www.dailymail....-13-jailed-years.html I was under the impression that the maximum sentence for rape was life imprisonment. Yet here we have not just a single rape committed against an adult,...
Took the boys to their Judo class last night and found that it was off because they were using the centre for voting. I am pretty sure that the guy who takes the class didn't mention it last week, no...