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Can any of you ABers make up any Tongue Twisters?

I have decided that we should all make up at least one tongue twister. Mine is below: "How would the Pope hope to cope if he got caught smoking dope on the end of a soap rope in the Cape of Good...

mrs_overall

Let's have a chat.....in Franglais

Franglais est une language in which je suis is particularlyment bon

starone

Either I am a freak, or the next step in evolution

because I have never shaved my legs (no hairs) and - wait for it - I have no hairs under my arms. Maybe I am just lucky.

hanman

Injured hedgehog

I've had a pair of hedgehogs for a year and recently the male has been chasing the female in the garden and they have been mating at every second they can absolutely going at it hammer and tongs this...

mrs_overall

Do any of you actually eat the free snacks on a bar....

....given how many people don't wash their hands after a trip to the loo?

anotheoldgit

Should this Police Officer be sacked?

http://tinyurl.com/6364mjk So he had an affair with a politicians wife, is that a sackable offence? If he had been on duty at the time, then perhaps there is some justification, but if not then all...

janzman

A view from the other side of the bar...

...Dear Customer... 1.When ordering your drinks please remember to order them one at a time as we like to run back and forth to keep fit. 2.Once you have received two drinks please take them back to...

jd_1984

Fake Tan

Right, this isnt a question I can ask down the pub, so will put it to you good people! Is it ok for the modern man to slap a bit of fake tan on? I was bought mens "Fake Bake" for xmas but I...

muchlovex

Geordies who live in other parts of the UK

Are there any other Geordies on here who live in other parts of the UK? I am Geordie lass and live in the south of the UK. Some people can't understand my accent down here....

redhelen

Well I am off

It has been an interesting morning full of laughs and frustrations (and that was just in the bedroom!!!!) I am off to prep my Burns night supper so will bid most of you a fond adieu. Just one...

mollykins

red leicester

is it jsut me or does red leicester cheese taste like 'cheese string' cheese?

KikiTiger

Would you be so kind as to vote for this little doggy to win a competiton

Ive been asked to pass this on to as many people as I can. Its a Spanish dog rescue centre but the conditions are really bad. If this dog wins, he might find a new home, he's been there for an age....

Groupie

Accents can confuse.

Whats the difference between car crash and cock rash? Nothing if you're Irish....

Steve.5

oh no its number2

First it was ASDA & the marauding shitehawks, now the parasites from the gas company have just called. Its their big pay day this time of the year the greedy capitalist B------- Just bracing...

mollykins

oh dear

http://www.channel4.com/4beauty/ scroll down a bit and there's a how to section, under which is a called get pregnant . . . .I don't know if I want to click just to see what it says surely it's udner...

chrissa1

Husband Wants To Discharge Himself

I don't know if any of you remembers my post about Zimmer Frames just before Xmas. Well, my husband is still in hospital and indeed he was shipped to another hospital a 60 mile round trip for me in...

FrereJaques

I'm a cheese lover and have often fantasized of going to the home of good cheese

My friend has just came back from france and told me of the deep underground basements which spiral underneath the city of paris and houses hundreds of thousands of different cheeses of the highest...

Chickadee

Hurrah - hubby is coming home today

For those of you who have commented on my recent threads. Hubby is coming home today after two weeks in hospital. His leg has gone down quite a lot but they have told him that it will always remain a...

joggerjayne

Yaay ... lunch time ...

stomp stomp stomp scuffle (checking have house keys and money) stomp stomp creeeeak ... SLAM ! click, kercklick muffled footsteps, fading into distance ... ... ... ......