I was giving the wife a cuddle this morning in bed just before we had to get up when she farted nearly blowing both my balls off. Do you think this is acceptable after 20 years of marriage
Does anyone out there know where legend has gone. icey and pasta seem to be his forthcoming holiday chums , but where is he, At least the early hours shift could be quite interesting.
Legend has gone awol on here and was posting really weird earlier on here today. But I think I have sussed out what the problem is. Fast forward to 1 minute andd 44 seconds on this you tube link and...
as above really...my tax is up on the first, but i cannot now buy the new one til midday on the 2nd (because the 1st is a sunday) - can i leave a note on the car saying this...? thanks
A friend of mine was playing Scrabble with her daughter. It was dragging on so much, my friend had had enough, so I offered to take her place. She settled in her armchair and picked up the newspaper I...
i am with a girl who is stunning with an amazing body (and apparently still a virgin when she met me). Anyway I get very gelous and insecure with her. Does this mean I love her or what? I hate these...
Shaving this morning , couldn't understand why my face looked like it had been through a mincer. Just spoke to my wife. 'Oh yeah , I used your razor to shave my front bottom last night'. WOMEN ,...
Hi, Just wondering the exact name of the colour you would ask a hairdresser for if you wanted really light, sunkissed blonde hair? I want to get rid of the warm/golden tones that ar ein my hair as I...
My Creative Zen MP3 player has just died, wont charge up and wont turn on. Does anyone know of a reputable place that can repair mp3's in the London area ????
My son is off round the world on an18month/2year trip.Can anyone who has done something similar suggest a pressie I could give him Something you found invaluable. Thanks in advance for any...
is anyone from north wales please? if so i need your help lol please can you translate this for me? tud yma a gad i mi gafal ar dy oooh dear, i hope its nothing embarrassing!!! lol .... thank you