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Gusset Poppers.

I was unaware these existed until recently. Basically an item of ladies underwear, possibly called a "teddy" with gusset poppers???? My questions: 1) During foreplay whose job is it to pop them open?...

logic

premature ejaculation

Chap goes to the doctor complaining of premature ejaculation, Doctor says, get a starting pistol and give yourself a bit of a fright just before cumming, and that should slow things down a bit for...

funkymoped

hello, hello, hello.

:-)

Doc_Spock

Is it worth keeping notes

of posters who are rude like VELVETEE,

Tetjam

Babies on holiday

What is the youngest age you would take kids/toddlers/infants on a holiday abroad?

~spaced~

Lets see how long...

...this takes to get removed. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? Mine.....a cemetary. Spaced hides before everyone screams ewwww

JonnyBoy12

Blackpool Hotel Case Update (Cleaning Bill Paid)

Actual copy of email sent by myself on May 9th 2008: Dear Paul, I apologise for the inconvenience I may have caused you, and I am writing to notify you that the cheque for the cleaning bill is in the...

Drisgirl

I feel for her !!!

cos Jules has just been drissed lol She is fabby and we could have talked non stop -but I thought I would break her in gradually !!!! Just thought I would share this with ya all -see we are human...

Newsdesk

Excellent suggestion.

Having a drink last night when the subject of flower arranging came up. I was amazed just how many people were interested in this, myself included. What a great idea for a new category, I'm sure it...

stonemonkey

Stick of rock.

If you were a stick of rock, what words would you have written through your middle?

Marg0

Gay cowboys

Bareback Mountain on C4 tonite. Is it any good?

Bellringer

New section

You have introduced a 'Military' section which I enjoy having been a member pf the RMP for a few years and having a son in the SIB. But; what about the forgotten service The 'Merchant Navy' Wherein I...

R1Geezer

Sport section

Please can we have a usable sport section ED. The one we have takes ages to fire up and when you do get there it's like the marie Celeste.

Drisgirl

How cool -

is Google today -first laser -loving it !! Just thought i'd share this with you -bet someone else has mentioned it lol !!!

Newsdesk

City in ruins.

Is it safe to visit Manchester again - have all the Scottish hooligans gone home?

redheadisbac

personality over looks

well i prefer a man with humour , men wat are u thinking ???????????????? tell me lovers

R1Geezer

why don't they just.....

machine gun a couple of dozen and be done with it. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/ 7402858.stm they'd soon calm down. Bl00dy sweaties why can't they behave themselves like the English...

Marg0

gordon brown

obviously on a charm offensive, all over the telly this evening, looks like he's been at it all day. Seems to do him more harm than good though. On the way out? Nice hairstyle though! And he's scotch!...

paulsmummy

erm.......... sorry............ really i am.......lol

i think i just found that i can talk too much, not read properly... and in general make a harse of myself....... i dont care...lol

banned-dot

Wee willie what is your problem?

A perfectly decent thread, everyone being pleasant and good humoured, and then you start making stupid pointless comments that are totally non sensical!!!...

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