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suzie1

a drunk

a drunk sees a man looking under the bonnett of his car 'anything wrong' he mumbles 'piston broke' he replies 'same here' says the drunk!...
21:50 Fri 18th Dec 200912 answers, last by dazna 13:13 Sun 20th Dec 2009
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__NOK__

serious question from me

who has got one of these? http://www.okchef.co....mages/Meat_Slicer.jpg best thing i have bought in ages...
21:31 Fri 18th Dec 200915 answers, last by Captin Kirk 21:57 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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Bobbisox

Might have to go and watch

Come Dine with me, I have some recorded, it's a tad quiet for a friday night so maybe I will see what they are cooking up Who could do this? have total strangers come and eat at your table then snoop...
21:12 Fri 18th Dec 20099 answers, last by MOUCHA 22:01 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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suzie1

why?????? oh why????

why does every one do puzzles and quizes in the morning on answerbank, it shows what a sad and boring commmunity it is in the morning, i suppose the fun people are out working hard .......do you...
11:18 Thu 17th Dec 200979 answers, last by suzie1 21:25 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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cecil39

sticky problems

who else gets in a right state wrapping pressies, the sticky tape wants to stick to everything, my fingers the table, my sleeve even my hair, then when I met a friend going to the post box he pointed...
20:52 Fri 18th Dec 20095 answers, last by cecil39 21:12 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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Aqualung

Crime

Which do you think is the worse crime, 1, To assault someone who is disabled 2, No TV licence...
19:48 Fri 18th Dec 200932 answers, last by RebelSouls 22:50 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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beetlebum

rage against the machine for xmas no.1

just a few oversights of the bright spark that set up THAT facebook group: firstly this has made rage commercial, old people are buying this record. seriously AWFUL. it's no longer cool to like them....
20:03 Fri 18th Dec 20096 answers, last by ABerrant 03:08 Sat 19th Dec 2009
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docspock

Puss wants to play strip scabble to-night !!!!!!!!!

I have taken out all the E letters, will I win.
19:18 Fri 18th Dec 200910 answers, last by dave-starkey 20:07 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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funnyleb01

Dont you love this site for watching your favourite TV Shows ??

http://www.iwatchtv.org This is definitely the best website to watch free episodes of your favourite shows. Gossip Girl, 90210, Scrubs, Melrose Place 2009, The Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy,...
19:27 Fri 18th Dec 20095 answers, last by sara3 19:39 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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john1066

Terry "bloody" Wogan..

An unexpected Christmas present.....Terry Wogan is leaving Radio 1. Will the BBC cope without him?
19:25 Fri 18th Dec 20097 answers, last by CARABINT 19:37 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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docspock

Puss says that I have to grow up and be more sensible

I answered " why".
19:02 Fri 18th Dec 20097 answers, last by jacey 19:31 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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Bobbisox

there is no better sound in the world..

Than the sweet voices of young children singing, I have just come back from my grandsons Carol Service at our local church....the innocence of these kids was there to see, big shining eyes and singing...
14:05 Fri 18th Dec 200917 answers, last by __NOK__ 19:02 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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NoMercy

Good evening...

What you all up to? :-)
18:09 Fri 18th Dec 200937 answers, last by Bobbisox 21:04 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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flip_flop

Fairly offensive joke - don't open if you are of a delicate nature.

Whats the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your d i c k up your wife's a r s e....
14:14 Wed 16th Dec 200918 answers, last by snags 18:24 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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brenda

The age of chivalry is

not dead. Got into difficulty this afternoon ,just as it was getting dark . My car skidded on some ice slowly into the hedgerow, in a country lane where I had just walked the dog. Grabbed my mobile to...
17:19 Fri 18th Dec 20099 answers, last by brenda 21:14 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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docspock

AB Towers uncovered.

I have been there. http://www.youtube.co...E_VuM&feature=channel...
15:04 Fri 18th Dec 20092 answers, last by __NOK__ 17:10 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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docspock

Back soon

Puss wants the heating to come on sooner, silly timeswitch with those little blue levers. Need my magnifying glass....
16:04 Fri 18th Dec 20098 answers, last by society 18:48 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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Bobbisox

ED could we have a New Years Honours list please?

I will nominate docspock for his wonderful graphical knowledge...maybe a Lord? NOK for his charm and wit...eh?...LOL...a Sir? And Bigmama for her sweetness and strength in the face of adversity...a...
16:27 Fri 18th Dec 200927 answers, last by society 17:58 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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docspock

I am embarrassed and humbled.

There are many great posters on this site. Chuck' VHG and Chris give great technical advice. Squad is readily available to help people with problems concerning their health. Far too many to mention....
15:23 Fri 18th Dec 200920 answers, last by society 18:42 Fri 18th Dec 2009
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__NOK__

AB double acts

idea from Vibras thread.......................... noway & klown .............................. The Krankies...
15:47 Fri 18th Dec 200933 answers, last by Ankou 16:26 Fri 18th Dec 2009

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