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we are being invaded
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SAVE $435 ON AUTO INSURANCE http://insurancequote.tk/...
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__NOK__
asked to speak with the smartest Briton................................... who would that Briton be?
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CARABINT
Why do we say KNOB of butter......
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poodicat
Would you want to!
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poodicat
I lost my dad when i was 16,and have always had him on a pedestal to a certain degree, which now i dont think he deserves in fact i am starting to realise he wasnt all that!
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caslass
when men get pi$$ed they annoy me, they promise you the world and tomorrow don't remember
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poodicat
Stupid jokes award goes to Marval!!!
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__NOK__
I keep seeking out advice for serious issues from dangerously under-qualified people. What do you suggest I do?
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NoMercy
I just realised that I promised to give up smoking and drinking in the New Year.... Reckon I'll succeed?...
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BertiWooster
The Carry On gag "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams uttered the words as Julius Caesar in 1964 romp Carry On Cleo. Worth watching every time , just to hear that...
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rachael88
hello every one how was your day today
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caslass
When i was 19 (.and very naive) I took a job in Germany. I was amazed that nothing was different. the sky was still blue, the grass was still green. then i crossed the road and was knocked down by a...
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please_sir
If you were to bonk a user from chtterbonk who would you bonk? I think i would have to choose amskunnert because we have already done the foreplay last nigth but im married so this is only for laughs...
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rachael88
am drunk
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NoMercy
I've just got back from Javea (had a lovely curry) and now I am in my jim jams, having a brew. Anybody out there, or just docspock?...
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Postdog
Felt peckish, so looked around, and have plumped for a platefull of aunt bessies yorkshires to nibble on. 5 minutes and they were ready. Anyone else eat anything weird?...

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