Lords Saturday Sussex (the goodies) v Hampshire (the baddies) Well ... it needs a new outfit, doesn't it ? One has to look the part, LOL Well ... I think I might go shopping tomorrow, anyway But ......
Upon purchasing my Guardian today, I chanced to notice a horse named Bikini Babe. Having a good feeling about this horse I called in at my local bookmaker to avail myself of the facility of placing a...
All you chatter w'ankers on here. Now that nokno has left us he has told me to keep up the good work that he left on here of insulting you all. So can you give me some tips on how to insult you all on...
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case...
It's nothing anyone said or did, or didn't say or didn't do, and it's noone in particular and nobody's fault, though it might be, but I'll not name names that would be crass, I'll just depart quietly...
..for the pub soonly. Which is not really that interesting or unusual, for that matter. So, to maybe add some interest, I thought I'd give you some of the prices at the pub and let you compare them...
