Take a well known person or character and change their name slightly to incorporate an item of clothing.
I'll start the ball rolling with Knickerless Parsons...
I've had this for the last 3 days, also both of my arms feel very weak. Nothing seems to relieve the feeling. It's not painful as such, just a niggling feeling in all of my upper arm. I've been to the...
Firstly, I'd like to state that I am not a paedophile and have never been remotely attracted to children. I've just been reading in my local newspaper about a man who had a 'special' relationship with...
Why do people spout such venom about speed cameras. I doubt that any critic of them would feel charitable if one of their loved ones were killed by a speeding motorist. Hypocritical
A converse post to No Mercy's cheery RTBC...... I have had a falling out with a neighbour, my cooker hood is being temperamental, I have just read a post on here that has me spitting feathers (need to...
Having spent a pleasant couple of hours in the kitchen I have just realised that to forego my spice cupboard, ginger, garlic and chilli my cooking repertoire would be beyond dull. I would happily...
1. I've had another considerable rebate which went down on my pay slip as "Pension adjustment." 2. Man captive and I are going Nepalese tonight... 3. It's Friday...Yaaayyy! 4. Warmer weather is on its...
My sister joined a dating website a few months ago. She's been happily single for 8 years and isn't all that bothered, but giving it a go. She thinks she doesn't meet many men because she doesn't have...
She's had 300 sexual partners, they must have been desperate! 'many of her female friends have cut ties with her because they're worried their boyfriends may be attracted to her.' Really??? Maybe if...
Thank you to everyone who responded to my thread about my little grandson not hearing properly. Sadly the little man passed away yesterday, suspected cot death. He was only 4 months old. As you can...
Iv written a post not so long ago about splitting up with my partner... Anyway I have done it! Unfortunately we have to live in the same house at the moment until I can find other arrangement and he...
My mother was convinced I was a boy and was going to call me John. She had no girls names in mind and my two forenames were taken from twin girls belonging to the woman in the next bed! (I should be...
This week is not going well! My inbox & junk mail is getting random reply messages which have been auto sent. Nothing is showing up in the sent box. They all seem to relate to the same thing a diet...