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poodicat
And its costing a fortune,president obama hasnt got a invite,but john major has,hope she has improved with age...
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Roughquest
I have been invited to a wedding and inside the invitation is a card for a gift list at a local NEXT branch, I have never chosen a gift from a couples wedding list before and not sure how this works...
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poodicat
And took my nail polish off and no one noticed...
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pastafreak
been walking out on the street....and realised you had your shirt/blouse..whatever.....on inside out??????
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nellypope
Have any other ppl had this. She has always been a bit of a fussy eater, but for the last few days she is refusing food. There is no reason for it, she hasn't choked or anything, but she screams blue...
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Jemisa
Have you got some to add? A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well. Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. . I don't have a solution, but I do...
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NoMercy
Our Penal System: Too harsh or too lenient? And how would YOU amend it to reduce crime in this country?...
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tamirra
Hi, i used a fake tan a few weeks ago and what a disaster that was, its now worn off and ive bought another one, different make and this is a brown mousse, whats the best was to do my feet, i know ive...
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bobjugs12
.....so if I suddenly disappear y'all know why. Love NoMer...ahh sorry...Bobjugs...
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NoMercy
Happy birthday, you crusty old fart. :-0 Hope you have an awesome day, babe. XXXXXXXXXX...
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waterboatman
It's Friday! Another weekend is here. Some sunshine would be nice. I'm looking forward to Monday, (It's true!) We are away for a few days for a change of scenery. Have a happy day everyone....
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bobjugs12
Still around baby? Question for you, who is the best looking, funniest, sexiest bloke on AB?...
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bobjugs12
....a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today,...
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Bobbisox
It happened to me last year, I had a niggly cough <non-smoker> and went to a Pharmacy in Murcia, they must have had a racket going between them, sent me to the Doctor, next door...handy, who...
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poodicat
Thinking of boutique style with calming colours,i quite fancy a pale green, any other suggestions?
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bobjugs12
How often do you??
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Bobbisox
Omg, This is getting soooo whatever...ha-ha...
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bobjugs12
Like any other 'man' things? Eg: The smell of their own farts Watching police chases on telly Films with guns and explosions Football in the park Scratching their 'intimate' areas Porn Real ale Grease...
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NoMercy
Eat pork scratchings?
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bobjugs12
Die Hard is on Film4!! Ho ho ho, i've got a machine gun!! Yippee Kay Yay Motherfluffer...

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