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Mick-Talbot
women carring fags around. a friend of the mrs just came over earlier this morning (she lives across the road) carrying all her essentials,mobile, purse, packet of fags and lighter. i asked ' why have...
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Steve.5
12 Days spent in hospital by Cheryl Cole after contracting malaria in Tanzania, which received blanket media coverage 2 Million Tanzanians who contract malaria each year, who didn’t...
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boxtops
I went to the vets just now to order Rover's repeat prescription, and while I was at the counter a woman rushed in, beside herself in tears, with an old Westie in her arms, wrapped in a towel -...
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Bobbisox
I have had a cry for the lovely gentle sister I have in New Zealand and have dried the tears to remember her fondly and with much love, I have received a email from her husbands daughter (she was...
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mollykins
lets play our own version. I'll start by stating 5 facts, and you have to say which is the lie, the first one to guess correctly takes their turn and so on. I can count to ten in Mandarin. I have a...
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berniecuddles
BOY HAVE I GOT A HANGOVER !1 ANY CURES ANYONE!!!
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NoMercy
Announce yourself and tell me something really interesting. I'm just having a nightcap....
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sigma_bloke
that you nicked my avatar for a few minutes. God bless you craft I loved it...
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smurfchops
Further to my previous post, I have been taking these for a couple of months now, every day, but my hair doesn't seem to be getting any thicker. How long does it take, if it works at all ??
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NoMercy
I just want to say a huge congratulations to Bobjugs for passing all your exams and your new job offer. Really proud of you, babe. XXX...
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sigma_bloke
They are putting denise in the ground on eastenders at the moment. I thought she just disappeared or have I been losing the plot, can anybody explain what has happened? I know that the preacher man...
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marbert
I asked, the other day, whether Diane Parish, Denise in Eastenders has left the soap. In tonight's episode she turns up at the end. So, it seems, she is still in the show. Thanks for all your replies....
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sigma_bloke
Get a sticky one?
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Bobbisox
I have been stickyed too long, so here's a daft one to knock me off...lol So what do you think of..?...
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Dris
Problem is I still have houmous left from the weekend and that and he pittas are shouting EAT ME. Give me the courage to bin them in my stinking outside bin as i wouldnt bin rake there....
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TBinEye
I was lucky enough to attend a function at Cliveden (where most of the action during the Profumo scandal took place) On entering we were given a glass of champagne, which was absolutely magnificent,...
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stewey
I say bring back the smashingly hilarious Friday - night fights that we used to have on here. All in favor say "Bloody right"; the rest of you just shut-up!
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Theranged
What is the fascination we have with this overpriced crustacean? Ive never tasted that or fresh crab which I heard to some people tastes better then lobster. So have you tasted either? How good is it...
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ummmm
How do you change the password?
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grovel
Once I was in Cambodia and there was a open mike night and one guy was telling jokes and one of the lines was 'want to get revenge? commit suicide' I was going to put this as my facebook update. What...

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