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leggionaire
Ive just had a message from an ex girlfriend of mine who used to work for mi5 and is now working for the police force shes done a check and the news is..................................... today IS...
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ELVIS68
If you had the chance to appear on a quiz show without the hassle of applying and waiting ages, what would it be and why?
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answerbag
happy birfday ya old frigger yours tw@tface
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el-knobbio
If you don't agree with what I say then just ferk of
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answerbag
he doesn't half rabbit on doesn't he ............
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NoMercy
I rang my mother today, and the conversation went like this: Me: Hi Mum. Mum: Oh hello. What's the weather like over there? Me: Boiling !!! Is everything ok? Mum: Yes, we're all ok. Listen... I ate...
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dustypuss
^ And what was your first wage And what did you do with it. Mine was ?15 .00 ?5.00 to the tax man ?5.00 on a moped And ?5.00 to my mam ( house keeping ) Year 1974
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stokemaveric
ever regret????? [and dont say following my horse tips]...whether they be funny or emotional...we ALL have 1 regret that lives with us forever......
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stompe2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAhu0suEHfU HI Everyone!!!
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n1cola79
how do i stop my 5month old kitten from jumping on the kitchen work surfaces? my old cat never did it, well not that i ever knew of at least. thanks for any help
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poltergeist
OK so when I was in China at the week end I tried dog meat and to be brutally honest it was delicious. It Tasted far better than bacon or beef. I am actually a dog lover. I love pigs too and cows. Do...
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squidgster
It's a bungalow, on a hill, nice views over a valley, faces west south west, big oak tree in garden. Something like 'Oak View' seems obvious, but can anyone come up with something nice sounding? I'm...
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bensmum
Couldn't get on here yeaterday to post - stupid site! Fine down in the shires but it poured yesterday so nice to have some respite! Have a great day everyone xxx
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NoMercy
I'm totally cream crackered... God bless x x x
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pinktwink
who is our resident rooster on here flamingo
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poodicat
Lost my dad when i was quite young,keep blaming my mum for some of our families probs,but why should my mum still living get all the grief? he isnt the saint i thought he was!!
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NoMercy
Had a young Spanish guy (speaking impeccable, though accented, English) knock on the door an hour ago asking if he could prune my bush... He said there would be no charge, as he was working for the...
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No,Knowledge
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Technology/Inte rnet/Question790049.html larry curly and fookin moe
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NoMercy
an article on the dangers of heavy drinking... It scared the sh*t out of me. So that's it....!!! After today... No more reading !!!
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Drivel
how do i stop e-mails being sent from undesirables?

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