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noway2
a thong
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MWB
I'm trying to light my bloody fire with wet kindling some arse gave me. Can I use your dry wit please?
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noway2
spoil your childern on commeum,or conformation day
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legend.isgod
yep im on bbc3 now you watchin it ???????
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mormond
What did ''the Four Marys'' famous in the 16th century have in common
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NoMercy
In words using the initials of a famous organisation. i.e. FBI........fabulous, beautiful, intelligent......... You don't have to be modest - just honest !! :-)
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noway2
that apiiren has the same effect as botex on your skin.dissolve it and make it into a face-pac.once a day,after 2 weeks see the differance.
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noway2
why dont bigger people pay more than smaller people for excess baggage(body waight),on airlines.7st v 14st.
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legend.isgod
Well ........... have i misssed anything ??? ............. Or is it the usual monday nite tosh ???
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Joy11
Peter, "That looks an odd looking thermometer" Blanche,"Its anal, but it's been through the dishwasher a few times" priceless !!!! Don't know how it hasn't won best Soap LOL
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clydeserani
Was anyone out hunting for him today...
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angiep429
Is it on this year?
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frankofile
I reach the big 50 on Saturday and I feel ambivilant about it. I have been put under pressure from "friends" who say I must go out and celebrate. But I feel nothing. I am being made to feel a freek...
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NoMercy
My aunt cooked a meal and kindly sent me a portion (which I didn't really want) in an airtight container. When next I saw her she asked, "What did you think about my biryani?" "I was horrible," I...
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shawnee
it is said that the 'old ED' has made a comeback ..... there has been NO Ed Blog since the assistant ed was 'instructed' to write a blog in March .... a deafening silence over the progress with the...
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Caribeing
Who do you find boring! every day people, TV personalities, employers, employees etc! I had a boss, no personaity or sense of humour thank goodness I have now retired!
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joggerjayne
Cripes !!!! Are these guys fcuking NUTS ? It's no wonder they have long legs !!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8-4wMoLaIU
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joggerjayne
I keep getting these emails (even though my name is part of my email address). Has anyone ever sent away for the pills? Did they actually work? Will I get sent to the Dungeon for asking? =0)
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legend.isgod
Anyone heer been to haven or butlins and ended up on stage trying to do this ? Go on own up then : 0)

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