Ok, I'm a long way off this,only being 18 and all, but i read in a book that it's common for women to...uh...poo when they're giving birth. i guess its with all the pushing. Now, no one has *ever*...
If you end a sentence with words in brackets, does the full stop go inside, or after, the brackets?
I used to know all this stuff, but after 102 years I've forgotten so much.