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Caribeing
Tomorrow is Pancake Day will you be tossing yours, also Lent begins what will you be giving up for Lent
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pastafreak
I am released from the dungeon!! Thankyou ABed/god lol xx
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bekib86
Hi, i have two 6 month old kittens, one is fine but the other one wont let me sleep at night. He comes over and nudges me and then keeps tapping me with his paw. I push him off and he comes straight...
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~max~
Elvis, Aprilis, Dot, Dabees, and all the "newbies" who are nice like oldies...lol Tiggers, Ice, Figure, Catherine, Nox, China, Bigmamma, Boo....Let's all gather here, so I don't have to keep jumping...
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Drisgirl
Location /Location/Location? Eff it im coming to your Hen/Stag Do. Im serious BTW. When ist it -so I can get flights and that. Monty want to bunk up with me hun -save a bit Anyone else up for it!!...
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i.am.legend
I know the smiths arent everyones cup of tea but the lyrics to this seem very real and poigniant in my opinion.Give it a try you might like it . The Smiths - "Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What...
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MONTCRIEFF49
tell me does lasangne and garlic bread roses [ chochs ] crisps wine and lager and mcvities ginger cake all go together if not im on my way to the crem ........ as i feel like a ? combustion =?...
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cleversod
Ok who loves me or loathes me?
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Katie~77
Woooooooooo Hooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x
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pastafreak
A Swedish company that manufactures and sells denim kilts for construction workers in Europe, is planning on distributing them in the UK. This should change the look of building sites all over the...
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pastafreak
I seem to remember leggy saying he had a few piccys from rabbity of him in his kilt....Hmmmmm...who wants to see them??....come on girls!!
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sazzie
Okayyyy So i was over my mates having dinner and her mum came out with sweetcorn, so i tried it and it wasn't normal. It was like in a sweet sauce or something. She's american too, heard they eat some...
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bigmamma
I just want to say goodnight as I am off to bed now . Hope you all have a peaceful sleep :-) xxxxxxx
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Drisgirl
Guess who I just got -hook line sinker -wa haay!!!!
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mr.bungle
First of all thanks to everyone who tried to help with the rehousing of my two cats Max and Paddy. (Pastafreak Max would have driven you mad with his meow to get outdoors!) I am pleased to say a young...
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whiffey
I apologise unreservedly for thinking you were leg end. You have a nice voice, you are not a Scotty, and you have a twinkle about you.
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i.am.legend
Are you homophobic? Do you drink too much vodka ? Do you meditate ? Do you like to wear womens underwear ? After you take dump do you look at it before you flush it away ?...
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dot.hawkes
me thinks tonight we will all be lefties
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i.am.legend
Do you like crispy duck ? Ever run down the street naked? Ever dranbk straight vodka and humped a stranger of the opposite sex? Ever wonder what youd do if you werent on here reading this ?
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Drisgirl
I need info please -I understand code -lol I am alone on here -understand *wink* I may not be on here for much longer- mouthy tonight *OK?* Please tell me how I can overcome this in simple terms...

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