https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13077119/Joe-Biden-cognitive-test-White-House-Donald-Trump.html Michael Obama? Hillary Clinton? There's no way is it going to be Joe ...
Mick got a job as a bus driver and on his first morning he just sat at the depot waiting. The bus inspector came over to see what the problem was. Mick said; " l'm waiting for the conductor! " The... ...
I met a nurse who took me to Italy. Next thing I know, she has me arrested. And that’s how I learned about Florence, night in jail. ___ I didn’t win any medals at the international astronomy quiz last... ...
❤Following the success of last year's competition, this is to notify all Abers that a similar one will be held on 14th February this year, looking for the best short or long poem (one from a male,... ...
I was disappointed with the new film called Fishing, although it had a great cast! ___ Woman sitting next to a man on a plane, every time he sneezes he wipes his cock, after the 3rd time the woman... ...
Good morning everyone - sunny and pleasantly warm here, a light breeze, lovely ....and the prediction for Monday is 39d !! At least it will only last a day or so, instead of the week long... ...
You know you shouldn't laugh but you just can't help it.Got into my car yesterday on a carpark and thought I would just have a snack before driving off. Walking to her car was a woman who had got... ...
I'm Hungary Maybe you should Czech the fridge I'm Russian to the kitchen Is there any Turkey? We have some but it's covered with a layer of Greece Ew, there is Norway you can eat that Please Finnish... ...
I finished up the last of the Quality Street last night :( I've opened the last tin of M&S Belgian Biscuits tonight :( I'm now into the final bottle of the wine that I bought for the Christmas... ...
20 yrs. ago I had a r-hip replacement (in France). I suspected it was beginning to wear when, in autumn 2023, I had to have private physio to free-up some cartilege caught in it. All well after... ...
See How Far This Goes... most know how it works you simply follow on from the previous song/lrics with one of your own. All I ask is you ply nice Xx I'll start with: One slip and down the hole we... ...
Good evening, all! Actually, as I’m typing this, I should possibly be writing “Good morning, all”, as it’s 3am and I’m drafting my post for later on today. I’m hoping that by trying the quizzes at... ...
As I was rushed into A&E, the paramedic shouted “BP is 148!” I thought that’s not really the time to talk about petrol prices. ___ The seeds I sent for have germinated in the envelope. It's left me... ...
Tom gets on a plane in Edinburgh for a flight to New York. A very attractive young lady gets on the plane and sits right next to him. Wanting to start a conversation with her he asks “Business... ...