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Hazlinny
Enjoy every minute of your Valentine's Day Birthday. x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOth-BuCNY ...
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barry1010
This is a shock to me, he has kept me company and entertained me over the years. RIP Steve
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royfromaus
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13077119/Joe-Biden-cognitive-test-White-House-Donald-Trump.html Michael Obama? Hillary Clinton? There's no way is it going to be Joe ...
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Rondy
Mick got a job as a bus driver and on his first morning he just sat
at the depot waiting. The bus inspector came over to see what the
problem was. Mick said; " l'm waiting for the conductor! " The... ...
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Hazlinny
Anyone having pancakes today?  🥞
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Joe156
You enter a room. 2 dogs, 4 horses, 1 giraffe, and a duck are lying on the bed. 3 chickens are flying over a chair. How many legs are on the ground?
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Hazlinny
❤ As we approach Valentine's Day, maybe you'd like to post your favourite love song to get you in the mood? ❤ I'll kick off with ... ...
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Rondy
I met a nurse who took me to Italy.
Next thing I know, she has me arrested.
And that’s how I learned about Florence, night in jail. ___ I didn’t win any medals at the international astronomy quiz last... ...
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Hazlinny
❤Following the success of last year's competition, this is to notify all Abers that a similar one will be held on 14th February this year, looking for the best short or long poem (one from a male,... ...
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Rondy
I was disappointed with the new film called Fishing, although it had a great cast! ___ Woman sitting next to a man on a plane, every time he sneezes he wipes his cock, after the 3rd time the woman... ...
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - sunny and pleasantly warm here, a light breeze, lovely ....and the prediction for Monday is 39d !! At least it will only last a day or so, instead of the week long... ...
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nicebloke1
You know you shouldn't laugh but you just can't help it.Got into my car yesterday on a carpark and thought I would just have a snack before driving off. Walking to her car was a woman who had got... ...
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maggiebee
I'm Hungary Maybe you should Czech the fridge I'm Russian to the kitchen Is there any Turkey? We have some but it's covered with a layer of Greece Ew, there is Norway you can eat that Please Finnish... ...
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Buenchico
I finished up the last of the Quality Street last night :( I've opened the last tin of M&S Belgian Biscuits tonight :( I'm now into the final bottle of the wine that I bought for the Christmas... ...
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jourdain2
20 yrs. ago I had a r-hip replacement (in France). I suspected it was beginning to wear when, in autumn 2023, I had to have private physio to free-up some cartilege caught in it.  All well after... ...
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Arksided
See How Far This Goes... most know how it works you simply follow on from the previous song/lrics with one of your own. All I ask is you ply nice Xx I'll start with: One slip and down the hole we... ...
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Buenchico
Good evening, all!   Actually, as I’m typing this, I should possibly be writing “Good morning, all”, as it’s 3am and I’m drafting my post for later on today. I’m hoping that by trying the quizzes at... ...
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Patsy33
I replaced my rooster with a duck. I now wake up at the quack of dawn..
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Rondy
As I was rushed into A&E, the paramedic shouted “BP is 148!”
I thought that’s not really the time to talk about petrol prices. ___ The seeds I sent for have germinated in the envelope.
It's left me... ...
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maggiebee
Tom gets on a plane in Edinburgh for a flight to New York. A very attractive young lady gets on the plane and sits right next to him. Wanting to start a conversation with her he asks “Business... ...

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