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Rondy

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At this time of year I love sitting in front of a roaring fire, sipping mulled wine and listening to Christmas songs until I fall asleep.
Probably why I lost my job as a fireman. ___ Went to my first... ...
13:26 Sun 10th Dec 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 17:35 Sun 10th Dec 2023
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Patsy33

Speedy Passport Service.

Less than a week ago, I applied for a new passport. I was nicely surprised when it turned up this morning after 6 days! A friend of my OH told us to expect at least 9 weeks. So pleased I done it... ...
15:40 Tue 05th Dec 202335 answers, last by Patsy33 17:30 Sun 10th Dec 2023
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archieblack

Music Quiz Sheet

Clues relate to bands or singers.  Q1. Not what they appear . Q2. 10th and last. Q3. To maybe stutter . Q4. What a fighter would say? Q5. Even odds Q6. Surf brand's tune
23:21 Sat 09th Dec 202326 answers, last by archieblack 12:58 Sun 10th Dec 2023
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gulliver1

And I Love This One Also.

Boris Johnson has gone for Good. ...After the Covid Inquiry interrogation. Boris's political career is settled then. He will never come back. The Inquiry has decided that Johnson during the... ...
20:07 Sat 09th Dec 202325 answers, last by ynnafymmi 07:34 Sun 10th Dec 2023
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newbie20

Yaa Christmas Books And Songs 4.1.24

42 Assembly of like minded large evergreen girl or song 45 Exhale provided temporarily chevalier Many thanks
18:21 Sat 09th Dec 20237 answers, last by scorpiojo 21:52 Sat 09th Dec 2023
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Rondy

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When a recipe tells you to separate 2 eggs, how far is acceptable?
I've just put one on a train to Aberdeen. ___ There are 3 fish that start and end with the letter K.
Killer Shark.
Kippered Haddock....
16:11 Sat 09th Dec 20232 answers, last by zebo 18:01 Sat 09th Dec 2023
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nicebloke1

Good God

No wonder some folk are starting to show mental health problems. Since covid the media seem obsessed in finding another virus or bug in the hope of scareing us all to death, or get us all to shut... ...
14:18 Sat 09th Dec 202327 answers, last by dave50 07:25 Sun 10th Dec 2023
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seekeerz

The K M Links Game - December Week 2

Good morning everyone - well somehow Haras2 has managed the impossible.....I asked for some of her rain ....and we've got it ....in spades ♠️ It's a truly beautiful sight, teeming rain and no wind... ...
03:40 Sat 09th Dec 202349 answers, last by jollyroger66 16:45 Sat 23rd Dec 2023
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 49

Good evening, all!   I hope that you’re all ready for Crimbo!   A poor start for me this week, with a score of just TWO out of seven in the main quiz:...
21:11 Fri 08th Dec 202329 answers, last by Buenchico 15:15 Sat 09th Dec 2023
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ichkeria

Just Wondering …

is ynna watching Shane MacGowan's funeral 😉 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-europe-67642034 ...
17:49 Fri 08th Dec 202327 answers, last by ichkeria 22:20 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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Rondy

A Few More

I just burnt my fingers in boiling oil and screamed "OOH OOH AAH AAH" like a monkey.
It was a chip pan, see. ___ When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work... ...
12:35 Fri 08th Dec 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 16:01 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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Canary42

Congratulations To Patrick Blower . . . .

. . . . for the Political Cartoonist of the Year award. https://ibb.co/7XkGBf3   ...
12:58 Fri 08th Dec 20232 answers, last by jno 22:57 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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naomi24

Is Weeing In A Layby Littering?

//When a 69-year-old with a weakened prostate parked in a layby to have a "discreet" wee he ended up being handed an £88 fine for "littering". While many might consider urinating in public -... ...
15:03 Thu 07th Dec 202328 answers, last by theshedman 08:58 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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Rondy

Be Careful

Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under
your vehicle...especially in public.
A couple who drove their car to Tesco only to have their car
break down in the car park.
The man told... ...
16:49 Thu 07th Dec 20234 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:16 Thu 07th Dec 2023
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Patsy33

Understanding Little Children

My 5, going on 6 year old grandson, is in his Christmas play at school tomorrow. The school doesn't do the  traditional stuff, but always make it fun. He told me he is the Narrator. "Oh", says I,... ...
19:57 Wed 06th Dec 202338 answers, last by roopower 10:52 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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barry1010

Benjamin Zephaniah Has Died

One of the nicest people I have met, only twice, but he seemed to have the ability to make everything seem better. A genuinely good bloke. Lots of people will recognise him from Peaky Blinders BBC... ...
12:43 Thu 07th Dec 202311 answers, last by Patsy33 17:05 Thu 07th Dec 2023
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Smowball

How To Find Where Someone Is Buried - Not Proving Easy.

Trying to find where my mum is buried (long story).I know her full name, d.o.b and d.o.d, plus county she lived and died in.  I don't have her full last address or the date of funeral.....every... ...
12:39 Thu 07th Dec 202338 answers, last by Smowball 17:47 Thu 07th Dec 2023
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Patsy33

Finding Chilblain Cream..

I was in Superdrug a few days, and asked if they had any cream for chilblains. I was told no, I'd have to go to Pharmacy. So I went along to Boots, where there was a long queue. The woman in front... ...
15:48 Tue 05th Dec 202332 answers, last by Patsy33 22:28 Wed 06th Dec 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

Kathy goes to her local bank, walks into the manager’s office, and says, “I want a loan; I am going to divorce my husband.”
“Oh, we don’t give loans for divorces,” the manager says. “We offer loans... ...
12:29 Wed 06th Dec 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:45 Wed 06th Dec 2023
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lindylou16

Rescue Cat

Having recently asked, asked the question of how and when I could introduce her to the outdoors. Well last night she escaped to the outdoors and we've gone all night but this morning when I was... ...
10:14 Wed 06th Dec 202310 answers, last by smurfchops 13:37 Wed 06th Dec 2023

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