I've finally found the courage to open the first door on my Oscar Pistorius advent calendar! _____ My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage… I take that as a... ...
I was standing in a queue behind a very big fat woman with a huge ***. When her phone started to bleep, a little boy behind her shouted: "Watch out, she's reversing." ___ Jesus Christ was... ...
Advice needed please. I'm lucky enough to be on holiday from Dec 26th to Jan 15th and would love to go to a quiet beach, without crowds, preferably in the Caribbean or Indian Ocean. Ideally a child... ...
How long after switching off life support will a patient last before dying? My 41 year old nephew, who ive always been very close to, has been in intensive care for a few weeks. He's spina bifida... ...
all phrases or sayings 5) C C U 6) A S in the G 7) I C of E 16) T G to B T 25) E D I 28) G the N 31) T T of T I 36) H T and G T 37) T I E any help appreciated
Countries of the World Quiz by Coldstream Primary School. Closing date 31 Jan. Thanks in advance as ever. 11. Did Gloria the hippopotamus live here (10) (begins with either L or M I think)
Frozen leftover curry, defrosted and heated, obviously, sweet potato bajees, veg samosas, rice, and peshwari naan. Soon to be followed by a new one on us..Costco bread and butter pud. Don't usually... ...
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours. So they called it a day. ___ I wrote a book about an amazing basement. .It was a best cellar. ___ I ordered a Hans Solo steak at a... ...
Yet another one gone - I remember her well in Likely Lads as Thelma. Not very old either. As has been raised elsewhere, why do so many pop off at Christmastime... ...
Good morning everyone - no sign of Summer here today, you'd think it was .....well not quite Winter still, but it's overcast and threatening more rain (not that I'm complaining) - pretty miserable... ...
Wife asked me why the fridge was full of stir fry! I told her I must have been sleep wokking aagain. ___ Which girl is best at keeping a secret? Chantelle. ___ I'm not going back to the gym. First... ...
Wrote a letter by hand, put a stamp on the envelope and posted it? Apart from sending official forms, documents and portrait photos that couldn't be emailed, I can't remember the last time I posted... ...