We received a Wedding invitation, which came with san RSVP postcard. The only two options to tick were- - Would like to accept with pleasure - Must decline, with regret. which i think, shows a...
Friday is here again. Is it my imagination or are there only 20 in day these days? It seems like it anyway. The sun is about to rise into a clear sky. A bit nippy just now though. The local wildlife...
I am fuming and wish to ask for some advice form the legal eagle's if I may. A couple of months ago my partner took our labrador to the country park where the majority is for off lead dog walking. Our...
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex.....she objects Impotence: nature's way of saying...."No hard feelings" There are...
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All you sons of bitches who want off, get...
Do we always think that other people's lives are more interesting? Someone said I had an interesting life this morning, when I posted a thread about going to a gig. I think that the people with...
I have just been pottering about in the kitchen with the door open and Tilly was outside.. I heard her barking at the fence and went out to fetch her in, stopping for a moment to put mygarden shoes...
I would like to get rid of the lawn at the front of my house and quite like the coverage that looks like small Peebles or gravel on a roll Any idea what it's called, how much and is it easy to install...
trying to think of something to write about so I will tell you about Cody,he is a three legged lurcher which we got from a rescue centre 2 years ago,he was left tied up outside a vet with a dislocated...
The Manton Bay female (now known as Maya) has laid her first egg having mated with a new mate (28/10) this week as 5R has not returned. No hanging about there then!
...I have mostly been filling 25 1/2cwt bags with horse manure, wheeling barrowing them to the car & unloading them @ my allotment....I'm 'king knackered:-(...
As I walked towards the supermarket this morning I saw that a man had collapsed and a man was resuscitating him as the paramedic car arrived whilst a couple comforted the distraught wife. There was no...
I have one dicentra spectabilis (bleeding heart) in my garden which I planted last year, it seems to be growing well and I'm hoping it will self-seed and form a drift in the flower bed. Anyone had any...