Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. Death is the number one killer in the world. Life is sexually transmitted. In the 60's people took Acid to make...
The Royal Navy is proud to announce its new fleet of Type 45's which will be 100% compliant. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has after...
If vodka was water
and I was a duck
Id swim to the bottom
and never get up.
But vodka's not water
and I'm not a duck
So pass me the bottle and
Shut the *** up....
Sorry for not calling you on New Years Eve but I've just got out of jail. I was locked up for punching the *** out of an idiot at a party. In my defence, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten...
A chap was watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells. "No! No! Don't enter that church you *** fool" His wife asks him "What are you watching" he replies, "Our wedding...
Well that's it then 'done and dusted'. England boys off on their holidays early after another abject performance. Despite all the media hype we were rubbish. And Rooney's great goal, it was a tap in...
My tv provider is Virgin via cable. Lately on some programes ( e.g HD and BBC 3) there is a background commentary (verbal). have been through the 'settings' on my tv but can't find the source. Any...
In january my wife lost her diamond earring (stud), cost me £300 to have a replacement made. Opened up a bin liner full of christmas tree decorations yesterday and there it was attached to one of the...