OK...you marvelous thinkers...over to you. I live in a small Norfolk village.It has a primary school,a few things like a good local shop with P.O, a chippy, hairdressers,Pub.We have had village fetes...
Watch stuff on a laptop,like BBC i player?? My elderly friend cannot afford to renew her licence,so is there another way to watch telly without a licence?Thanks in advance for any replies..I will...
George W. Bush was walking through an airport last week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe and holding a staff. He walked up to the man, who was...
An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?"
'Well, ' said the camel, ' I think that's a little rich coming from somebody whose *ick is on his face.'...
For 2 little pugs...do you use a prescription brand like Frontline...or are there any cheaper non-prescription alternatives which really work?? It has to include ticks...as we are near Thetford...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's 'roommate', Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of...
Advert bloopers The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means...
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the...
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Scotsman he...
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH: A chef? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler? (He cheats on you.) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) A...
He sat with a smile on his face as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards.. forwards then backwards...back and forth..In and out..in and out..Her heart was pounding faster, her face was getting...
My favourite word for today is Turkish
Babaghanush.....it sounds like a Kate Bush melody!
Do you have a favourite word that tickles the taste buds??...