....go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with me—I'm a virgin." The puzzled man replies, "But you've been married three times before." "I...
Getting Married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack...
My Mother and I have been having a discussion about the above. She had one bought for her, but the instructions claimed that anyone who is Diabetic should refrain from using one. She asked her...
"A ‘normal’ working week of 21 hours could help to address a range of urgent, interlinked problems: overwork, unemployment, over-consumption, high carbon emissions, low well-being, entrenched...
Three things have prompted this question. Firstly a middle-aged man in front of me in the Co-op the conversation went ' a lottery ticket for tonight' checkout 'girl £2 please' man throws £2 on...
http://news.sky.com/story/1139547/david-attenborough-dont-have-large-families This is a subject I feel strongly about. All the 'green' policies in the world will be of no use whilst the worlds...
I went in today to pick up a prescription and the chemist asked me if I could come into the office and answer a couple of questions? He said it was routine and from time to time he surveys patients...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/like-a-meat-market--police-fitness-test-for-new-recruits-attacked-for-being-sexist-8804129.html /// A police fitness test has been labelled “unfit for...
I have several very good friends of the opposite sex (all married) and that is all we are - friends. A comment on another post made me realise that not all women would be happy for their husbands to...
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place...
Turns out last year less than half front line NHS staff had the flu jab These are people dealing on a daily basis with very vulnerable people sometimes with suppressed immune systems the Government...
I have been contacted by a former C/B' er and she is a friend of Jems and they good news is they live in Essex same as me, so when Jem is ready I shall be able to take all the bits I promised her.
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2013/09/tory-mps-ban-burqa-bill-reaches-parliament /// The bill states that "a person wearing a garment or other object intended by the wearer as its primary...
After reading several times in here about Advantage flea treatment I changed from the Frontline I had been using on my two cats every month for a couple of years. One of the cats never seemed to have...