Subject: Fifty Sades of Grey by Pam Ayres FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course.. The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her...
My wife recently shut her finger in the car door ..ouch !
However the question is, what 'sticks' the nail to the bed
and how does it move as the finger nail grows
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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation...
this morning:-( Not sure why but I'm guessing its the boiler Is this the stage where I should ring the firm I pay a DD too or is there something I should do first? I have checked the heating and that...
C'mon people , tune in to watch one ot two singers, a whole load of idiots and Sharon Osbourne who has just made me wet myself laughing at her. A good comedy show if ever there was one....
I'm contemplating Bang Bang Chicken to use up some odds and ends lurking in the fridge for supper this evening. Tomorrow will hopefully involve some beans and potatoes from the garden, protein TBD....
Am i the only one thinking what a boring and wooden individual he is? He absolutely brings nothing to the table and does a job that could be bettered by any random stranger you found on the high...
When I came home from golfing today, the wife had left a note on the fridge: It's not working, gone to stay with my Mother. I can't take it anymore . I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the...
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3. Both mark their territory. 4. Neither tells you what's bothering them....
Am looking for the "larger ladies waist 36-39" a belt that is elasticated at the back and diamonte at the front to set off a dress I bought for a wedding but did not use earlier this year but I am...
I know watching 'Celebrity' Big brother is sad, but last nights eviction was a bloody farce. FIX FIX FIX. Only one was evicted, well Louis was put up, then Lauren had most nominations, so it should...
If you were given an opportunity to time travel but could only go one way, would you travel forward to see what the future brings or backward to see perhaps what dinosaurs looked like?
Stuck on bottom left........... 14d Small person making an impression as an athlete(8) 18a Naval vessel and similar things returned carrying soldiers (old one)(8) ????E?T? 21a People add up in the...