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suicide

i need help, my girlfriend for 3 years is breaking up with me i am on the verge of suicide i tried to slice my wrists yesterday with a box cutter but didnt go deep enough due to the pain, someone tell...

R1Geezer

President Tony.......odds on?

Well he seems to be nailed on at the moment and I can't find anything about any alternatives at the moment. Anyway being British I should be delighted that Tony is the front runner, so why do I find...

stewey

Another boring weather post

We have now, in the Toronto area, gone for 22 days without rain. How many of you in the UK can say that? I think that the last time this happened was sometime in the '40s. Anyway, it's going up to 22...

tamborine

Seen anyone famous today?

P. Jones of Dragons Den leading wife, 5kids on bikes & 2 loose dogs on bridle path.......all spooking horses!

Sachs

Random questions

1. Are you wearing perfume / aftershave & which is it 2. What is your mood right now 3. What do you wear to bed 4. Last book you read 5. Are you punctual 6. Last time you cried / laughed & why...

portyboy

boring

I don't know what has happened to CB these days, but it is mind numbly BORING. What has happened to all the slagging that once was a highlight of this site, or have we all gone trerribly PC.

4getmenot

Help

I need a name like Bart simpson uses when he rings up the Mo to describe a grumpy person or a gay bloke. I just cant think

pericat

Teenagers

To anyone with teenage kids - what differences have you noticed with the mum/dad dealing with son/daughter. Who does most of the giving out, most of the listening, most of the intervening etc

buffymad

My New Glasses Aren\'t Right!

Got some new glasses about a week ago but only started wearing them Sunday. All seemed okay until I tried to look out of the side of my eye on the right side and I got double vision, ie whatever I was...

smudge

Anyone else got the heating on?

We had ours on yesterday evening too, after a cool day out!

docspock

Bit quiet to-night so here goes, I have been playing.

Sorry Mr. V. could'nt resist it. Any requests for a song your good lady could sing for you ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT23mfJaaUU&feature=channel...

stewey

Those of you

....who are clearing you cash please feel free to send it to me.

steg

if you were a fondant fancy

what colour would you be. i would be a blue one...

steg

thats it, i'm

leaving http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term =steg cheers weeal lol

portyboy

you mag 15a

Ok I give up, you mag 15 a 'incredible amazing' 11 letters thank you thank you

craft1948

Would you be embarrassed if.......

your children or parents ..........could see what you write on here...............

zzxxee

a word that isnt actually a swear word

whats the worst word you can say that isnt actually a swear word you no e.g bum fart can you do any better???

knobbysway

hello.

I'm new on here and I would like to say a big hi to you all and whats a crakkkkkklarsing on here. I have been following all you on here just looking on for a few months now and I have finally...

kathryn.girl

Conversion Kicks

how is it decided where the conversion will be kicked from?

joeb

scotland v norway

did anyone see the pile of sh-t on wednesday with scotland played norway as a scotsman i think the sfa should the pluck on the scotland what an embarrestment of a team if they played remploy they...

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