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jem_bob

He's invited the in-laws on holiday!

So do I have the right to be furious? Quick rundown... just had fairly serious operation, jaw broken and re-wired in new position. Have had rough time of it so booked a lovely holiday for boyfriend...
17:31 Mon 10th Aug 200924 answers, last by katerich48 20:22 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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Eleggantly

If..........................................

If god is a dj and life is a dance floor love is the rhythm and you are the music what kind of record would god play today ??? well???????????????????????????/
11:43 Sat 08th Aug 20099 answers, last by portyboy 16:38 Sat 08th Aug 2009
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portyboy

why?

I logged on this morning, why? bored? curious to see what inane comments there are. There must be a better way of starting the day.
11:10 Thu 06th Aug 200923 answers, last by dot.haukes 12:35 Thu 06th Aug 2009
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SN0BBY

Bolloxs

I give up then
19:51 Wed 05th Aug 200937 answers, last by rinkins 21:06 Wed 05th Aug 2009
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what..the?

when it says 'standard rate call' how much will that cost??

thanks in advance
16:12 Wed 05th Aug 20096 answers, last by what..the? 11:08 Thu 06th Aug 2009
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portyboy

strictly come dancing

So if you are old you get booted of. So how come that old guy Bruce is still on. Has he got a boyfriend at the BEEB?
20:47 Tue 04th Aug 20096 answers, last by hc4361 20:56 Tue 04th Aug 2009
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johnny.5

I just got stung

by a bee .
20:43 Fri 31st Jul 200911 answers, last by caththecrazy 21:58 Fri 31st Jul 2009
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oldgrape

what would put you off

if u were viewing a house with the same rent/mortage and without viewing the inside what would put you off considering moving there whats ur big turn off
17:21 Thu 30th Jul 200948 answers, last by joggerjayne 18:17 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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Crankshaft

Flat tyres

Why is it when you get a puncture in your car tyre, it is only flat at the bottom
09:03 Thu 30th Jul 200925 answers, last by Seadragon 19:41 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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roboanna

spectacle frames

any ideas of how to get rid of a white/grey film on the arms of my plastic specs .Ta
17:07 Thu 30th Jul 20093 answers, last by roboanna 17:19 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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leggionaire

Well id like to say........

Id like to say its been fun. I really really really reallly would. But yeah theres always a but i wont........... see ya laters maybes aye maybes nawwwww ok
20:51 Wed 29th Jul 20094 answers, last by leggionaire 22:54 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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steg

Happy Ab day to me

4 years ago today steg joined Ab :)
19:17 Wed 29th Jul 200922 answers, last by steg 21:09 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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Drivel

hiya folks

how do i stop e-mails being sent from undesirables?
20:26 Wed 29th Jul 20097 answers, last by portyboy 20:37 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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portyboy

Come on Steg

Come on steg, no come back, no swift retort. Just going to sit there and take it.
21:00 Wed 22nd Jul 200921 answers, last by noway1 21:29 Fri 24th Jul 2009
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steg

FAO portyboy

You're gonna get your head kicked in tonight lol hows you?(if you are about) replied to your message you left for me, catch you about mate. cheers
20:53 Thu 23rd Jul 20094 answers, last by xxGiGixx 21:20 Fri 24th Jul 2009
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mcafee

jobs

i am 14 and i really need a job but i dont no where to start looking i have had a paper round and i was bored of that in a couple of weeks a do enough babysitting at the moment for my mum i just need...
19:07 Wed 22nd Jul 200924 answers, last by Totterdown 22:55 Wed 22nd Jul 2009
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padanarm

What should be England's national dress?

With the London Olympics coming up, what should be England's national dress for the opening ceremony?
19:45 Wed 22nd Jul 200916 answers, last by devilspawn 23:30 Sun 26th Jul 2009
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alison6399

Free Eye Tests

Hi Does anyone know if any of the high street opticians are offering free eye tests at the moment? Thanks
21:38 Mon 20th Jul 20093 answers, last by york310 22:55 Mon 20th Jul 2009
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grannie39

golf

During june I complained about the time taken to broadcast tennis, but golf has to beat it for boredom anytime. (it spoils a good walk) wait for the shouting at my comments.
19:22 Mon 20th Jul 20099 answers, last by Dudley 11:16 Sat 08th Aug 2009
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dustypuss

Orgasm

Have you ever faked a orgasm to please a partner !
21:05 Fri 17th Jul 200933 answers, last by joggerjayne 22:25 Fri 17th Jul 2009

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