In a similar vein to I Hate Infinities recent question about when would you like to have been born. If you had the chance to go back in time for a visit, who would you like to meet? My choice would be...
By popular demand (not to mention the blackmail and threats of physical violence) I have been asked to use my considerable talents to provide AB horoscopes. I will be using the old Yorkshire methods...
What a wet, stinking, horrible, horrible stinking, wet night we are having here in Bedford.
It matters, a lot, when you have dogs. They don't like it!...
My oh my - how does anyone find this woman funny - when I see her I switch off - can't bear to look at her - and another is Catherine Tate another unfunny woman
Please help with the following logos. I will describe them as best I can:- 1. Elongated lion & unicorn supporting central shield. Black. 2. Purple circle enclosing stalk with 3 thistle heads & 2 long...
Can anyone tell me how to track the 'latest posts' please? I see some that interest me but they disappear before I register which topics they are posted in. Is there a way to look back at them -is it...
We don't expect you to have time to be on AB after today ;) so here's a toast to you both. Every happiness to you both for the future, hope the sun shines on your wedding day. God bless ♥♥...
Last night I dreamed I met an ABer, he was very attractive and in the dream we kissed. I felt really peculiar about it this morning and I wondered where the hell did that come from. Anybody else dream...
Just after having some weetabix with a little milk - knew something was funny - but ate it anyway - thought it was a bad taste in my mouth - however it was the milk - can't believe it bought it on...
How unfair... A young chap called Jake went for £40k and got it, (in 3rd chair) The previous two won their chases but didn't bring too much to the table. Blow me, having seen that there was £42k in...
I have decided to say nothing to my bank about the £100 error, this is because in the past 11 years they have charged me £30 twice for going into the red for a paltry £12....
How unfair... A young chap called Jake went for £40k and got it, (in 3rd chair) The previous two won their chases but didn't bring too much to the table. Blow me, having seen that there was £42k in...
My one friend has a really huge gut but a skinny body. I've been making fun of her for it for a while. She constantly works out, and she gets skinnier everywhere except her gut. Her gut is so big she...
with Maths! he's been coming to bed really late and when i ask him what he's been doing, he's been "playing" with his slide rule and log tables (that he bought on ebay the other day) And, very sadly,...