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shaz-rla

Tonight!

Sitting here with a large vodka and diet coke! Ignoring my husband (nothing new there!) and my sister who has travelled 450 miles to see me.... We are going out tonight clubbing tonight! .....
17:03 Sat 22nd Oct 20051 answer, last by rabet 17:18 Sat 22nd Oct 2005
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forgetfultel

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

Because he knows where all the bad girls live!
16:38 Sat 22nd Oct 200515 answers, last by joko 20:18 Sat 22nd Oct 2005
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Dakota

Why do my friends tease me?

As the thread name indicates, my friends tease me because I keep a stack of "entertaining" books in my bathroom for the visitors perusal.  They are: The little e-bay book (the websites most weird...
15:42 Sat 22nd Oct 200513 answers, last by Dakota 20:49 Sat 22nd Oct 2005
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loudickson71

There's logic all around

Like the 'your question may have been asked before' logic that AB runs on your question. Your question: "My dog smells of grapefruit: is this normal?" Please see the questions below, your question may...
15:12 Sat 22nd Oct 20051 answer, last by rabet 15:58 Sat 22nd Oct 2005
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loudickson71

Chatterbank

Is it just me or has it made all the other categories really dry up?
15:13 Sat 22nd Oct 20053 answers, last by mycatis 17:39 Sat 22nd Oct 2005
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Barrow4711

inverted nipple

any solutions
15:41 Sat 22nd Oct 20058 answers, last by maggie01 17:20 Sat 22nd Oct 2005
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rabet

For Mycatis

Thankyou for your kind words in Animals and Nature. It's heartening to know that there are genuinely pleasant people on CB to make up for the idots.
10:39 Sat 22nd Oct 20059 answers, last by rabet 12:27 Sat 22nd Oct 2005
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evil_edna

murder, she wrote

Was this a saying or related to anything else BEFORE the wonderful show that follows the adventures of the rather fruity Jessica Fletcher? I just cant believe that Chaka Demus and Pliers wrote a song...
11:56 Thu 20th Oct 20052 answers, last by rabet 14:20 Thu 20th Oct 2005
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rabet

help required

I am trying to remember the title of a novel I read some years ago. The plot concerns a person (female I think) who owns some kind of old tower/castle. Another person turns up with a view to renting...
11:23 Thu 20th Oct 20052 answers, last by rabet 12:45 Thu 20th Oct 2005
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whiffey

Miss Temple

What do you think
21:06 Tue 18th Oct 200517 answers, last by whiffey 22:25 Tue 18th Oct 2005
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rabet

useless?

It's Mrs R's birthday tomorrow and I've just wrapped some presents. You would think they've been done by an arthritic baboon with DTs. I have never been able to wrap presents neatly ~ not even easy...
20:38 Tue 18th Oct 20059 answers, last by mycatis 16:42 Wed 19th Oct 2005
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rabet

Probably been done before . . .

but what pets have you got, are they obedient, naughty etc? I have a black labrador called Hudson. He is a very affectionate dog and loves everyone and could eat for England. (Why do I sense rabbits...
19:02 Tue 18th Oct 20059 answers, last by rabet 20:43 Tue 18th Oct 2005
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curiosity

Right lads back on your heads

This is a punchline to a joke, after sitting with my colleagues for a bit, I said it, and we all stood up and got back to work, one of them commented that so many people understand what this punchline...
22:34 Sun 16th Oct 20055 answers, last by rabet 13:32 Mon 17th Oct 2005
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THECORBYLOON

Armistice Day

ABE as a mark of respect to all those who have given their lives in defence of this country, can I ask that all activity on here be suspended for two minutes at 11 o'clock on 11th November? I...
21:38 Sun 16th Oct 200529 answers, last by netibiza 17:51 Fri 21st Oct 2005
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GavC

Smell

This morning I have sat at my desk wondering what the nice smell I could smell was.  It has been baffling me for a good hour now and I have just realised that in my works bag is the scoop to my...
11:28 Mon 17th Oct 20059 answers, last by Dakota2 13:20 Mon 17th Oct 2005
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dothawkes

'Random highjacking of slow threads!'

So this is what the ABed gets up to when all the floors are mopped up at the monastery, anyone spotted any of these 'random highjackings' yet? I am guessing the pink infill is absent during these...
10:48 Sun 16th Oct 200519 answers, last by dothawkes 11:32 Sun 16th Oct 2005
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johnny5

sunday morning poser

three stars to the first correct answer ; why do i call my budgie Onin ?
09:36 Sun 16th Oct 200534 answers, last by johnny5 10:58 Sun 16th Oct 2005
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MargeB

Totally unnoteworthy

I was going to sleep on a bit this morning, but decided to get up instead, did some dishes while watching the conservative leadership drug debate on TV. What totally unnoteworthy thing did you do...
09:49 Sat 15th Oct 200522 answers, last by georgit79 16:14 Sat 15th Oct 2005
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MargeB

Anyone got a PhD in network systems?

Care to help me out with the trainline.com? WTF? This is the worst piece of junk I have ever seen in my life. I add 10 miles to my journey and it trebles the price! How do YOU get from Glasgow to...
17:36 Fri 14th Oct 20053 answers, last by CT 17:40 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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burnhal

Amusing signs

Seen any? I work a lot in hospitals. Like the sign that says assisted conception. Know its serious for some folks but the sign does bring some interesting scenes to mind
16:51 Fri 14th Oct 200518 answers, last by MargeB 09:44 Sat 15th Oct 2005

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