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darkstar

gifts

 My mate has just come back from working in Greece and gave me 2 bottles of  Metaxa  7* and a bottle of Sambuca.  So it looks like a good night.  Anyone like a sip
17:14 Fri 14th Oct 20054 answers, last by rabet 17:26 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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Grimalkin

Celebrating on a budget

Hello all!  I'm pleased to announce that I managed to pass my MA (in English literature studies) with distinction - I found out last Friday and instantly came down with a nasty cold/cough so have...
11:50 Fri 14th Oct 200512 answers, last by Grimalkin 14:54 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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Dakota

A Petition

Right enough's enough - CB just isn't CB without Ned.  This is my petition to BRING HIM BACK. All in favour say 'aye' in a Scottish accent.  Stars will be given to the best Scot accent by a...
10:07 Fri 14th Oct 200518 answers, last by rabet 12:20 Fri 14th Oct 2005
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whiffey

Ferrari Enzo

For Sale, ?125,000 ono. Goes like sh!te off a shovel. Need money urgently. No time wasters.
11:26 Thu 13th Oct 200512 answers, last by pixi 11:53 Thu 13th Oct 2005
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rabet

e-mails

Please can anybody tell me how to stop AB sending me an e-mail every time an answer is posted?
11:07 Thu 13th Oct 20056 answers, last by Dakota 12:15 Thu 13th Oct 2005
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darkstar

Good Morning

Are we all up and ready for the day
07:27 Thu 13th Oct 200518 answers, last by rabet 11:23 Thu 13th Oct 2005
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b13thy

ok, how much of a tit do i feel?

i just had to ask one of the workmen who are building an extension next door to come and remove a huge spider that was stringing an enormous web over my front door - he obliged after he had finished...
12:04 Wed 12th Oct 200525 answers, last by Pythia 17:43 Wed 12th Oct 2005
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Louise82

Copy Christening Certificate

Does anyone know how I can get a copy of my fiance's christening certificate? We cant find it anywhere and need it to get married next May. Would it be like requesting a copy birth certificate from...
12:37 Wed 12th Oct 20057 answers, last by rampart 14:34 Wed 12th Oct 2005
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Ward-Minter

For rubes

You're the One for me, fatty You're the One I really, really love And I will stay Promise you'll say If I'm in your wayYou're the One for me, fatty You're the One I really, really love And I will stay...
12:49 Wed 12th Oct 200532 answers, last by Rubyrose 15:25 Wed 12th Oct 2005
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Fletch937

Bad eyesight

Man : Is that a doughnut in your window or a merangue.   Baker : No your right enough its a doughnut.   Love that one.
12:35 Wed 12th Oct 20055 answers, last by andy hughes 14:36 Wed 12th Oct 2005
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Lore

I saw your name on a loaf of bread this morning,

When I read it again, it said 'thick cut!'
12:25 Wed 12th Oct 200515 answers, last by ELVIS68 19:18 Wed 12th Oct 2005
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jipsquithesq

Whiffey.

But why?
11:52 Wed 12th Oct 20059 answers, last by jipsquithesq 12:12 Wed 12th Oct 2005
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KittyGlitter

Bra amnesty

Ladies, I heard on the radio that La Senza lingerie shop are taking old bras for charity until 16th October. La Senza hopes to raise ?50,000 for Breast Cancer Care. They give your old bras to Oxfam. I...
11:31 Wed 12th Oct 20055 answers, last by Lore 13:21 Wed 12th Oct 2005
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georgit79

Decision, decisions...

What's the worst/best decision you've ever made?
10:01 Wed 12th Oct 200524 answers, last by Pythia 14:32 Wed 12th Oct 2005
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rabet

picnic at Box Hill

Whiffey, I'm appointing you to escort Miss Bates. I get Emma.
09:06 Wed 12th Oct 200517 answers, last by rabet 10:10 Wed 12th Oct 2005
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Ward-Minter

Song for Ruby

My Ruby lies over the ocean, My Ruby lies over the sea. My Ruby lies over the ocean. Oh bring back my Ruby to me. My Ruby lies over the ocean, My Ruby lies over the sea....
14:38 Tue 11th Oct 200530 answers, last by Rubyrose 21:25 Tue 11th Oct 2005
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georgit79

almost 3872 hours...

help!!!!!
15:43 Tue 11th Oct 200515 answers, last by georgit79 17:18 Tue 11th Oct 2005
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Glossopswift

Flirting

Will someone flirt with me please? I was an AB-sentee when it was all going on t'other week.
16:20 Tue 11th Oct 200519 answers, last by nicola_red 17:13 Tue 11th Oct 2005
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nedflanders

Buttons before you get your holiday...............

everyone has to post their name in an answer below!
16:08 Tue 11th Oct 200529 answers, last by CT 17:14 Tue 11th Oct 2005
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rabet

employment jokes

Any job-related funny stories? Fellow asks for a day off to attend his grandfather's 100th birthday A few weeks later he asks for time off to attend Grandad's wedding . . . Boss: But he's 100 years...
15:07 Tue 11th Oct 200516 answers, last by jno 16:27 Tue 11th Oct 2005

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