I know most of you will know this, but for those who don't it is simple 1 Ask The person to Smile. 2 Ask him/her to RAISE BOTH ARMS 3 Ask the person to Speak a simple sentence,(coherently) ie: it is...
Go away girl, go away and let me pack my dreams Now where did I put those yesteryears made up with broken seams Where shall I sweep the pieces my God they still look new There's a taxi waiting at the...
Granny Through every nook and every cranny The wind blew in on poor old Granny Around her knees, into each ear (And up nose as well, I fear) All through the night the wind grew worse It nearly made...
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME A...
Just come back, if you are even just thinking of going, then do it, it is just such an amazing place, a real one off also go on a gondola,you get a completely different perspective than if you just go...
Have a look at what he did, I love reading about highwaymen and this bloke was one of the best what was he nasty or ok? I reckon he was ok, going out now so can't reply, have good nite all of you, bye...
Hi all hope you all had great christmas, can't stop I am going out, but this is for you all!! A Poem. Say Bazonka every day That's what my grandma used to say It keeps at bay the Asian Flu' And both...
'Twas the night before Christmas an' Old Santa was ******, He cussed out the elves and threw down his list, Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks, I have a good mind to scrap the whole...
Hello all just want to wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year, the top bit is welsh, have a great time everyone, This time of year I go to the little church near where I live to think, to...
I visit a childrens hospice a couple of times a year to donate a little money, I went today with my cheque and some tins of sweets for the kids, I felt so humble, and helpless, those kids they are so...
I cross ocean, poor and broke. Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there. Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door." Welfare...
Does your council waste money ? stupid question, of course they do, but do they waste as much as where I live, Conwy council in North Wales have spent ?10 million on taxi fares in the last five years,...
After watching Britains favourite view, it made me realise how lucky we are to Live in such a beautiful country, I have two favorite views one is from the top of Both-Y-Gest, near Porthmadog, the...
I know I shouldn't laugh but when talking to her yesterday she was saying it was very windy around her house on the weekend, and she hoped that a "Salami" never happened here, another classic was " Oh...