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how do i get a decent sized man using feung shui please?
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redhead23
please give ur answer why , i want to get an asbo on both of these reckless men
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spudmuffa
Why is The Pope a catholic?
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spudmuffa
I recently took my grandson out to fly his kite. When suddenly it struck an overhead power cable. Imagine my surprise when he was virtually incinerated on the spot. How can this be avoided??
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spudmuffa
My worst chore is mowing the lawn. So I went out and bought a herd of cattle. I haven't needed to mow the lawn since. Furthermore. I don't have to worry about the milkman being late. Can anyone out...
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spudmuffa
On a recent visit to France, my wife and I were surprised to see motorists driving on the right hand side of the road, as opposed to the left. I often wonder what the French will get up to next??
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spudmuffa
I do not have a TV. Instead I spend my evenings watching a glass-fronted cabinet which I pretend is a television. Not only do I save electricity, but my cabinet does not require a TV license. Do you...
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spudmuffa
I have always been mystified when Bruce Banner changes into The Hulk, that all his clothes get tore up, except for his shorts??
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spudmuffa
I wonder if anyone out there have difficulty in remembering their adresses? I find it always helps if I write mine on a small piece of paper and keep it handy whenever I leave the house.
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spudmuffa
What is the song to the above advert? All I know it is a female singer.
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spudmuffa
I was a bit non-plussed when my friend's wife in Glasgow said she was selling her house because Patrick Moore was had been using his telescope to observe "heavenly bodies" through her bedroom window....
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spudmuffa
Can you tell me why my fridge is cold whereas my oven is hot? Both are powered by electricity.
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Irishlad74
Hi. is there a website that will give me information about different areas. I am house hunting and it would be handy to know local schools, council tax band, crime rates etc thank you in advance
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spudmuffa
I have often wondered why trains go faster than buses???
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spudmuffa
I recently came home after visiting the shops and found a small dog sitting on my doorstep. Feeling sorry for it, I took it to the police station and handed it in. It wasn't until I arrived home later...
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spudmuffa
Vegetarians tell us that it is wrong to kill defenceless animals. Several years ago, my grandfather was bitten by a sheep. So they are hardly defenceless, are they?
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grumpii
I have an awful time shaving my scrotum (ball bag) pubic bone area, no problem, groin, no problem, that stem that leads to your ass, no problem, how on earth do you safely shave a walnutty ball...
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Miss Random
I only appear to attract knobs these days, and am referred to as a knob-magnet. How do I loose this attractiveness to weirdos?

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