im in the middle of a tour in afghanistan, iv just been told that im being charged with the above offence when i get back into the uk. two & a half yrs ago on a night out a lad took a swing at me...
when will this rubbish stop being broadcast?how must the british public feel being patronised to by a billionaire woman on how she ''feels'' for her subjects during the credit crisis?....she doesnt...
Today i wanted to weigh myself so i stripped off bolluk naked and jumped on the scales. I was only 12st 2lbs , This was a big surprise to me but i guess not as much as a surprise as it was to the...
ive been in a relationship for a while now, but everytime were about to do it he pulls away and says he'd rather pleasure me. any normal reason for this?!?! and i find myself going on chatrooms and...
My girlfriend found out I've been having an affair so she showed me a video of her having sex with another man to get back at me. Should have seen her face when I told her it was the same man I was...
How do i know if my girlfiend has had an orgasm because i've tried to tell her how women say it should feel but i'm not a women and we are both each other's first so she doesn't know if she has had...
Two people were stabbed just round the corner from me last night. There's some right idiots out there. Who in their right mind goes out on Christmas Eve tooled up with blades? Actually, it was three...
My niece has almost completed an English Lit degree and its her 21st soon. For her 18th I gave her the works of Byron. I am at a loss as to what to give her for her 21st as I want it to be special and...
I have checked to see whether I have water in the bottle. but when I try to use the windscreen washer. can hear a whirring noise but no water is sprayed onto the screen. any suggestions what the...