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Picture Saddam Hussein sitting in his office contemplating the current crisis and drinking coffee... His phone rings… "Kia Ora", would that be Saddam Hussein?" "Hello, yes, this is Saddam speaking,...
00:05 Mon 16th Feb 20152 answers, last by tamborine 05:50 Mon 16th Feb 2015
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Us D-Day Vet

The elderly American Navy Soldier arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport. “You ‘ave been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked sarcastically....
23:55 Sun 15th Feb 20151 answer, last by janbee 05:45 Mon 16th Feb 2015
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Little Billy's Pet Rooster

Little Billy'came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy...
23:50 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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Latest Isis Alleged Atrocities

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video-shows-militants-beheading-christians-195734034.html#mUTbQWm Interesting to just how the Egyptian Govt deal with this in their own time!!...
23:45 Sun 15th Feb 201523 answers, last by RandyMarsh 17:30 Mon 16th Feb 2015
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Female Pilot

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your...
23:36 Sun 15th Feb 20151 answer, last by frugalfred 18:02 Mon 16th Feb 2015
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George Bush Jnr Tragedy

Bush's Tragedy One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''...
23:28 Sun 15th Feb 20151 answer, last by Butterbun 23:34 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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Little Billy (Again)

Little Billy watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms..... Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put...
23:21 Sun 15th Feb 20152 answers, last by Butterbun 23:42 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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Anagrams

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you...
23:13 Sun 15th Feb 20152 answers, last by elliemay1 11:54 Mon 16th Feb 2015
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George Vbush School Visit

President Bush Visits A School? After giving a speech at an elementary school, President Bush allows the kids to ask a few questions. One little boy, Billy, gathers the courage to raise his hand and...
23:06 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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Drinking In Galway

DRINKING IN GALWAY "As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals....
16:46 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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An Interesting Take On The North/south Divide

http://brilliantmaps.com/north-london-uk-stereotype/...
19:04 Fri 13th Feb 201511 answers, last by ToraToraTora 14:57 Wed 18th Feb 2015
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Suicide Bombers Strike

BBC News – UK Suicide Bombers go on Strike Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the...
12:05 Thu 12th Feb 20153 answers, last by janbee 04:22 Fri 13th Feb 2015
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Something The Older Male Might Consider Next Time

A patient was having his prostate checked in the approved manner and the surgeon made comforting conversation to his patient. 'Its not unusual to get an erection whilst having this done' he said....
11:51 Thu 12th Feb 20154 answers, last by murraymints 06:28 Fri 13th Feb 2015
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Women's Ultimate Fantast

In a recent poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. Ninety-seven point eight percent of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men...
11:17 Thu 12th Feb 20152 answers, last by janbee 06:48 Fri 13th Feb 2015
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Prince Charles

Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain...
10:27 Thu 12th Feb 20156 answers, last by janbee 07:01 Fri 13th Feb 2015
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London Crime Wave

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2947950/London-rioters-new-crime-wave-figures-reveal-6-000-offences-including-rape-murder-robbery-committed-three-years.html Also reported in the London Evening...
20:21 Tue 10th Feb 201595 answers, last by sp1814 07:04 Wed 11th Feb 2015
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Some Old . Some New

Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.” "Blow that," says Mick, "have you seen how many...
10:26 Tue 10th Feb 20156 answers, last by Butterbun 23:41 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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David Cameron Is A Rapper

Not sure if this won't be pulled. As in most Eminem rap songs there is an element of swearing. So be warned if it is allowed to be watched here.
10:02 Tue 10th Feb 20156 answers, last by retrocop 10:38 Tue 10th Feb 2015
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An Executive Decision

The ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman’s office one by one until only Bob, the junior member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was his turn...
13:21 Sun 08th Feb 20151 answer, last by janbee 04:29 Mon 09th Feb 2015
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Six Nations

What a brilliant unexpected result ( for me as an England supporter) that England would win this match on Wales home ground. A very exciting match and both sides fought tenaciously.Wales were very...
22:09 Fri 06th Feb 201521 answers, last by ChillDoubt 14:34 Sat 07th Feb 2015

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